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m-bags, you are in a position to influence many lives in a positive way. Not only can you lead that poor young lady away from the evils of wiccan devil worship, but you draw that young boy from the jaws of the blatant homosexual agenda of Sponge Bob.

Use your influence wisely, sir, and never give up. Diligence is the price of freedom.
 
Yeah, and what kind of sixty-year-old twentysomething thinks that goth kids might try to raise the devil? All goth kids do is whine and make bad music.


Let's throw it all together- wicca, goth and whatnot, add some emo and the recipe for cliche is complete! :rolleyes:

You're absolutely right, by the way.
 
Turns out there was two boys dresser as Spongebob in this group, mine and another! How could I possibly have expected that?

Who would have ever expected that more then one person would dress up as a hugely popular cartoon character on Halloween?

Did it occur to you to ask the kid if he was the one you were meant to be responsible for?

I even felt his sponge to make sure it was REAL sponge (as I ended up using, of course, only the best will do!) and it was.

So you manhandled a kid then felt him up...

It was only three doors later that this boy turned to me and said "excuse me, why are you following me?" It was a different boy!

Wow, that kid must be really patient and carefree. I would have told you to bugger off after you pulled me out of getting candy and definitely after you started to touch me. He needs to see some stranger danger films.

Luckily I found mine kicking a fence at the bottom of the street. He just grunted at me and we went on tricker treating. Nothing else bad happened that night, so all in all it was a 100% success.

Well, apart from that fact YOU LOST THE CHILD, it was 100% successful. :techman: I'd imagine over in the states there would be all types of weirdos that stalk around on Halloween night...following kids and touching them.

The girl wasn't much help on the night: she went off with her own friends.

What a bitch! Imagine wanting to hang around with people she like over the strange guy banging her mum...

Some of them looked like goths so I was worried they were going to do some wiccan ceremony to raise the Devil! Not that I was scared they actually would raise the Devil, I just thought it was a waste of time!

Why on Earth would they look like goths on 31st of Oct? If they appeared like mermaids would you have thought they were going to take the girl to their secret underwater citadel?

Previously I thought you said she had no friends?

I was impressed and told her that my cousin used to write plays and stories and stuff. She said that was cool and said she'd like to meet my cousin! I was worried by this, I don't want my cousin interfering with my life again!

Finally, it looks like we getting somewhere! Bring your cousin, how bad could it get?
 
Turns out there was two boys dresser as Spongebob in this group, mine and another! How could I possibly have expected that?
Who would have ever expected that more then one person would dress up as a hugely popular cartoon character on Halloween?

Did it occur to you to ask the kid if he was the one you were meant to be responsible for?

I even felt his sponge to make sure it was REAL sponge (as I ended up using, of course, only the best will do!) and it was.
So you manhandled a kid then felt him up...
Foreshadowing.. Future storyline. :eek:
 
I wonder if these kids are going to suddenly/mysteriously diappear like Judy did on Family Matters?
 
I wonder if these kids are going to suddenly/mysteriously diappear like Judy did on Family Matters?

Only through a kidnap subplot involving their real father. MB will then team up with Dog, Bounty Hunter and they will go on a cross country chase full of danger and excitement. Along the way Dog will teach MB the true meaning of a "love more than love"...and what a Dirty Sanchez is.
 
The girl wasn't much help on the night: she went off with her own friends. Some of them looked like goths so I was worried they were going to do some wiccan ceremony to raise the Devil! Not that I was scared they actually would raise the Devil, I just thought it was a waste of time!
She said that was cool and said she'd like to meet my cousin! I was worried by this, I don't want my cousin interfering with my life again!
And these two events are unrelated how?
 
Quite simply...it's because madbaggins loves his cousin more than love - or something. So he's going to bring up his cousin up at any and every possible moment...even at impossible moments.

"Mr. Crazy Man who's Fucking my Mother....can you pass the pea?"
*mb stares into space*
MB: There was a girl once, we shared a love that we could never talk about...a girl who shared a natural closeness with me and her mother is also loaded."
 
If the stupid "milf" shit shows up in the tag cloud again, there are going to be warnings.

Didn't know "milf" was a warnable word. ;)

(Considering all of the other words used around here that are far worse. Many of them used over in the Skiffy forum. :p)
 
I just wrote the post above...

Didn't put anything in no tag cloud. How did it go from my post to the tag cloud ?
 
Because "epic milf" showed up in the tag cloud, and I look at this thread and there are about ten variations on it.

The tags aren't mod territory; admins have to deal with it.

Didn't put anything in no tag cloud.

Then the warning to knock it off doesn't apply to you.
 
Because "epic milf" showed up in the tag cloud, and I look at this thread and there are about ten variations on it.

The tags aren't mod territory; admins have to deal with it.


I still don't get how me writing the word "milf" above transformed into "epic milf" and was added to the tag cloud.

I'm seriously asking to avoid any more confusion and warnings in the future.
 
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