Trek XI Caption Contest #2: Only the Lonely

[ncc71877]

In the end Todd decided that the eyebrows are what put his new look over the top from 'wicked cool' to 'totally whack!'

"Note to self: Remember to tell Command to include gloves in all Starfleet ship escape pods."

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[Amasov]

Nero- One I kill Roxio I will be the superior dvd burning software

 

[cooleddie74]

"Does this costume work, honey?

Seriously, it's either this or the PULP FICTION gimp outfit. And after that incident with the McGillicuddys a couple of years ago we don't need the cops at the front door asking questions while kids are trick-or-treating."

KIRK:"If I can just manage to urinate...

I can subsist off of warm lemon snowcones until the Enterprise arrives..."

 

[cooleddie74]

"ALL YOUR CANON ARE BELONG TO ABRAMS."

 

[CaptainJon]

Someone's trying to compensate for something!

When I said I wanted them to dig us into a hole we couldn't get out of using technobabble, I didn't mean do it literally!

 

[M'Sharak]

The never-seen-bef0re zer0s 0n the fr0nt 0f ship registry numbers suddenly made sense, 0nce it was realized that "zer0"
rhymed with "Ner0". N0w, it's a race thr0ugh time f0r Sp0ck in an attempt t0 st0p this tatt00ed R0mulan's fiendish pl0t!

(See if y0u can find all the zer0es in this picture!)​

 

[Nerys Myk]

GRIGNAK: No, Chekov is canon forbidden!

 

[Rat Boy]

Grignak, the fish-looking time traveling asswipe: "Kirk you name, time period I name, otherwise assassination nooooooooo!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Ground control to Major Nero...

I'm stepping off the dais."

PINE:"Why didn't you assholes TELL me Pegg whizzed in the fake snow?!"

 

[Outpost4]

Nero: Well, fiddle-e-dee!

 

[Nerys Myk]

NERO: I'll get you my pretty and your little Vulcan too!!!

 

[ancient]

NERO: "You kids these days with your warp drive and your antimatter and your subspace inversions and your hats and your time loops and your iPods and your cooked meals and your internet and your Trip Tucker and your welders and your hidden zippers and your digital readouts and your canon and your animal women and your spoilers and your youtube.com and your miniskirts and your Chris Pine and your facial hair and your George Takei and your...

...Wow, that was a trippy slingshot effect."

 

[Rat Boy]

When the Yuuzhan Vong couldn't conquer the Star Wars galaxy, they decided to go after the Star Trek one.

 

[E-Blonde]

Nero queries his crew to find out who didn't replace the empty toilet paper roll.​

Kirk mutters to himslef during his failed checkride: "Thrusters melt snow... Thrusters melt snow... Thrusters melt snow..."​

 

[ancient]

Nero ponders if getting a bird-of-prey tatooed on his buttocks would be 'too much'.​

TROIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​

 

[M'Sharak]

"I'm too sexy for my 'toos, too sexy for my 'toos
Too sexy for you
And I'm too sexy for my hair, too sexy for my hair
What do you mean, there's none there?"

 

[ancient]

KIRK: Ion-Pod duty sucks soooo much.

 

[Alpha_Geek]

Kirk: I've gotta talk with Scottie about the "down" button on that turbolift...

 

[E-Blonde]

Kirk, upon mispronouncing 'Make it so' swears he will never utter that phrase again.​

 

[M'Sharak]

Heh heh heh.