The Night Crew

[thestrangequark]

^Ugh, that means it's 5 here. I hate to do this to you, but:
My hour is almost come
When I to sulphrous and tormenting flames
Must render up myself.


Night, boys.

 

[RoJoHen]

Adios.

 

[Hermiod]

Night, tsq, don't let the bed bugs bite.

 

[thestrangequark]

O I coudn't leave this...

Scoundrel? Scoundrel? I like the sound of that.

Use every man after his desert, and who should 'scape whipping?

That's a good story. I just think you can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight.

Man delights not me. No, nor woman neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so.


Oh I hope whatever poor mod got stuck reading this mess enjoys it.
Night!

 

[Hermiod]

Man delights not me. No, nor woman neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so.

(Dropping the Star Wars quotes now)

It's probably for the best, where I come from the definition of "romance" is chaining someone up and spanking them until they say they love you.

 

[captcalhoun]

you're one weird bloke...

us English guys aren't all like that, Hannah. where I'm from romance means flowers, chocolates and shit like that.

and you, young Skywalker, we shall be watching your career with interest.

 

[Hermiod]

you're one weird bloke...

us English guys aren't all like that, Hannah. where I'm from romance means flowers, chocolates and shit like that.

That's so clichéd and obvious. My way is more fun.

 

[Skywalker]

Oh I hope whatever poor mod got stuck reading this mess enjoys it.
Night!

So...you got your reward and you're just leaving, then?

 

[captcalhoun]

you're one weird bloke...

us English guys aren't all like that, Hannah. where I'm from romance means flowers, chocolates and shit like that.

That's so clichéd and obvious. My way is more fun.

not really, no.

this is my apprentice, Darth Maul. He will find your lost starship.

 

[Hermiod]

Oh I hope whatever poor mod got stuck reading this mess enjoys it.
Night!

So...you got your reward and you're just leaving, then?

Typical Sex and the City generation woman, it's all about her pleasure these days.

not really, no.

Sure it is, you can even take turns being the spanker or spankee.

 

[RoJoHen]

not really, no.

Sure it is, you can even take turns being the spanker or spankee.

I'm not a huge fan of pain.

 

[Skywalker]

Oh I hope whatever poor mod got stuck reading this mess enjoys it.
Night!

So...you got your reward and you're just leaving, then?

Typical Sex and the City generation woman, it's all about her pleasure these days.

Wonderful girl! Either I'm gonna kill her, or I'm beginning to like her!

 

[Hermiod]

Wonderful girl! Either I'm gonna kill her, or I'm beginning to like her!

Hey! Quoting Han/Leia romance lines is my thing!

I'm not a huge fan of pain.

Doesn't have to be painful.

 

[RoJoHen]

I think the nature of spanking makes pain a given.

 

[Skywalker]

Wonderful girl! Either I'm gonna kill her, or I'm beginning to like her!

Hey! Quoting Han/Leia romance lines is my thing!

I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

 

[Hermiod]

I think the nature of spanking makes pain a given.

Not necessarily, done right it can be very pleasurable.

I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

Oh go cry about killing your wife, Sith boy.

 

[Skywalker]

I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

Oh go cry about killing your wife, Sith boy.

Great shot, kid! That was one in a million!

 

[RoJoHen]

Well, I'm wide awake and have lots of energy. I'm going to the gym and completely screw up my sleep schedule even more than I already have.

 

[Aragorn]

I really need to stop staying up so late. It's messing up my days. I'm getting ready to go to sleep for the night... and on the radio is Mike and Mike in the Morning!!!!!!!

 

[Skywalker]

Yeah, I know what you mean. It's 6:15 AM and I'm wide awake. Thank goodness I don't have to work today.