I was playing some ten pin bowling on facebook. Was seeing how slow I could bowl a ball. The slowest seems to 5km/hr and the ball stops in the middle of the lane.
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The force is with you young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet.
Transsubstatiation of the body of Christ through Catholic communion... rats picking up leftovers...
not the most memorable quote in Hamlet. Hats off for remembering it.
I prefer to keep to old Star Wars.
^You want moves? I'll give you moves!
Do not, as some ungracious Jedi Masters do, show me the steep and thorny way to the force, Whiles, like a puff'd and reckless womp rat, himself the starry path of hyperspace treads and wrecks not his own light saber!
I've seen..another film version.
Who knew Bill Murray could actually play Polonius?
I saw *edit my mistake* Peter Brook's typically multiracial version, with Adrian Lester, on stage in Paris. That was cool. But do not watch the latest, black-and-white, nordic film version. How boring that was!
*edit* Looked it up. It's what I thought: Finnish Aki Kaurismaki's. Titled "Hamlet Goes Business".
*edit* Looked it up. It's what I thought: Finnish Aki Kaurismaki's. Titled "Hamlet Goes Business".
I have a bad feeling about this.
Okay, maybe I went a bit too far. But I was quite proud of myself for the "wrecks"/"recks" pun.
Okay, maybe I went a bit too far. But I was quite proud of myself for the "wrecks"/"recks" pun.
Must have hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?
The...gentleman...doth protest too much, me thinks.Okay, maybe I went a bit too far. But I was quite proud of myself for the "wrecks"/"recks" pun.
Must have hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?
Well, Your Worship, it looks like you managed to keep me here a while longer.
Oh that's nothing! Try watching Doris Day and Rock Hudson in Pillow Talk with interruptions every 15 minutes in the form of commercials for "ExtenZe" -- it makes you larger and improves function, no matter what your age.
Frailty, thy name is Hermiod.
Frailty, thy name is Hermiod.
Sorry sweetheart. I haven't got time for anything else.
Yeah...I've seen it...
From what I've actually read, ExtenZe is not only a product that doesn't work (allow me to put on my shock face), but once they send you your first "free sample" they send continue to send you a month's supply and charge your credit card every time. The customer service phone number doesn't actually connect you to a real place. And the only way to cancel payment is to completely get rid of your credit card account.
I was bored one night and decided to research. I thought it was funny.
From what I've actually read, ExtenZe is not only a product that doesn't work (allow me to put on my shock face), but once they send you your first "free sample" they send continue to send you a month's supply and charge your credit card every time. The customer service phone number doesn't actually connect you to a real place. And the only way to cancel payment is to completely get rid of your credit card account.
I was bored one night and decided to research. I thought it was funny.
I get spam for products offering the same advantages every day. Not that I need such products.
(/reaches for credit card)
The time is out of joint; O cursed spite, that ever I was born to set it right!Frailty, thy name is Hermiod.
Sorry sweetheart. I haven't got time for anything else.
Now don't go baring your bodkin at me, sweetheart!
