Wait a minute, wait a minute. So you're making fun of the new Knight Rider...which means you've watched the new Knight Rider...and liked it less than the old Knight Rider...which means you've watched the old Knight Rider...and enjoyed it? Is that what's going on here?Reduced Hamlet? Is that like the "Complete Works of William Shakespeare: Abridged" group?
Or is it reduced like soup?
It's reduced like the writing of the new Knight Rider remake (Insert drum set rimshot here).
Yeah, it's like how basically anyone who saw old Star Wars liked it better than new Star Wars.
I love them dearly. I own the dvd.

yeah, thats probably the best part. Our grade 12 english teacher got us to watch the entire dvd in class.
It was bad enough that everyone was watching it in school that day.