Six pages in and not one Ms. Marvel. I'm shocked and disappointed. I did see a Ms. Marvel costume once, but it was labelled as "Lightning Girl". Lightning Girl ? Light-f***ing-ning GIRL!!!
I'm going to be Dr. Tobias Funke, the world's first analytical therapist, or for short, "anal-rapist"
The 2007 celebration was canceled due to a string of shootings in 2006. The 2008 event is supposed to return to the previous levels of barely-constrained debauchery.
Now I think I am going to go as Professor Jones. I ended up getting a Fedora for an unrelated to Halloween thing and then people started humming the Indy theme. I have the glasses and jacket and pants, just need to get the tie.
One of my friends and I are going as zombie Wayne and Garth to one event. She'll be Wayne and zombiefied when we arrive, and then after the first set, she's going to start attacking me and I'm going to run away to the bathroom and we're going to throw on some big wounds and blood and then we'll come back eventually. I just need to come up with an old Aerosmith t shirt or somesuch and to borrow a pair of drumsticks from someone. I love being a zombie.
Oh, you just take any opportunity you can to get all Will Marston on us, don't you? And he makes fun of me for being a hipster.