The Night Crew

[Sephiroth]

tgi fridays sucks

 

[JonathonWally]

75 miles to the nearest county that has an open liquor store that can sell on sundays

It's Saturday.

 

[Sephiroth]

it'll be sunday by the time i get there

 

[JonathonWally]

20 hour drive?

 

[Sephiroth]

it is when you are stuck behind a tractor going 10mph

 

[RoJoHen]

tgi fridays sucks

Very constructive.

My Fridays used to be cool. It's really old and in a unique location, and the staff had been there for many years. We won awards for having the lowest employee turnover. But we had new people take over ownership, and the whole place has become more and more...corporate...

It's amazing how much can change in just a couple years. I loved that job when I started, but it's just not the place it used to be.

 

[Sephiroth]

^corporate whoredom sucks

 

[JonathonWally]

the fridays around here is a good bar on the weekends, good crowd. But, they don't have smithwicks on tap, so I don't go there so much

 

[RoJoHen]

TGI Fridays, I recently learned, has an "approved liquor list," which sucks. It is so small and really impacts our ability to stock certain things.

 

[Sephiroth]

so no 10 cane rum?

 

[Super Grover]

Why is it every time I have to use the goddamn copy machine, the piece of shit jams up on me.

 

[Sephiroth]

cause i jam it when i am done with it

 

[Super Grover]

You might want to go get your dick then, you left it in the tray.

 

[Sephiroth]

only the forst 8 inches, plenty more where that came from

 

[JonathonWally]

I hate when I leave my dick in strange copy machines.

 

[Super Grover]

only the forst 8 inches, plenty more where that came from

The seven copies of that one inch don't count.

 

[RoJoHen]

I hate when I leave my dick in strange copy machines.

I know what you mean! It's sooooooooo annoying!

 

[Sephiroth]

you do strange things while drunk on this odd liquid some hillbilly sold me

 

[Super Grover]

You idiot, you drank transmission fluid.

 

[Sephiroth]

nope, i lived