The Cubs are like a long-term girlfriend who cheats on you every year.
Except she doesn't just cheat on you. She goes out and finds some street thugs from the projects, and she lets them gang-bang her. She even lets them nail her in the ass. She
never lets you nail her in the ass. And she lets them videotape it. And then she swaps out your DVD of
Ghostbusters with the DVD of her getting fucked six ways from Sunday, and just when you're expecting to see Peter Venkman, you're looking at your girlfriend with a dick in her ass and a nutsack in her mouth.
And then you get pissed-off, and you get angry, and you're furious.
And then, two weeks later, you take her back.
Only for her to do it all over again next year.