TNG Caption This #143 - "Threads"

[cultcross]

That's finally it for a contest dragged out slightly longer than I intended

But without further stalling for time, here are the winners for the last round:

First up, for great use of a former Caption meme,

Data tried his hardest, but he couldn't keep from staring at the bit of string hanging off of the 'Welcome' mat.
"Must. Not. Pull." He thought to himself.

And by popular demand, although I must admit to not really understanding the joke...

Data was disappointed to learn that no, no one would do it for Randolph Scott.

For the second image, I love this entry straight away:

Picard: "I'm not really Jean Luc Picard. I'm really Colonel West. Just let me get the mask off.

"This.. This is not Frenchman blood!"

well done, guys. Onto this contest's images:

Have at it!

 

[Gertch]

The crew was becoming irritated at the teenager helmsman.

"There Commander. I believe you will be able to please Counselor Troi now."

 

[Triskelion]

^ Contest over!

Geordi: Doctor Crusher! Next time Data tells you he can do something on command take his word for it!
Data: You want I should light a match?

Data's gender-sensitivity training was more crowd-pleasing than his standup routine.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Q: "Oh, a 'blow job' is a euphemism? Humans!"

Data: "I am Bender, please insert girder."
Riker: "Enough with the impressions already!"

 

[Rat Boy]

What happens when you recreate a hurricane on the holodeck and forget to close the doors.

Riker: "Data, that's not how you use a vibrator."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Burton: "Whose idea was it to... hold a Star Trek Convention... in ... TEXAS?"

McFadden: "What?!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Geordi: "Now can we get seat belts?"

Riker: "Usually I just try thinking about baseball or my grandmother, but I guess that works, too."

*or*

Riker: "You really should see a doctor if it's been like that for four hours."

*or*

Riker: "If you bend it in half more than twice, then you're playing with yourself."

I got pages of these.

 

[scottydog]

Geordi: "Is the Captain's speech over yet?"

 

[scottydog]

Have at it!

Winner!

 

[Gertch]

Have at it!

Winner!

I think you're right!

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"I warned Worf about eating too many replicated chimichongas!!!!"

RIKER:"That was cruel, Data.

I thought my transporter-induced flaccidity problem was a serious secret between the two of us?!"

 

[cooleddie74]

BEVERLY:"Can someone PLEASE shut the force field? All the sterile air is getting out!!"

DATA:"...and as you can see, Commander, my Play-Doh model of a McDonald's sign is about halfway completed."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Geordi: She's gone from suck to blow!

 

[cooleddie74]

"GEORDI...what did I tell you about eating Mexican in a sterile containment environment?!?"

RIKER:"Close.

But it droops even lower when I'm getting out of a pool."

 

[scottydog]

It wasn't easy pleasuring the oversized Spock.

 

[cooleddie74]

Environmental controls failed when Ensign Ricky tried tossing a cigarette butt out the window.

RIKER:"I thought all Bending androids smoke, drank and cavorted with prostitutes?"

 

[Holdfast]

"There Commander. I believe you will be able to please Counselor Troi now."

Winner.

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER:"Impressive. Nice job.

Now can you PLEASE explain to me why you have an arriving and departing airplane chart on the wall of your quarters?"

 

[Atavachron]

Both: "Auntie Em!, Auntie Em!"

Atavachron

 

[cooleddie74]

The reviews for NEMESIS almost killed them.