TNG Caption This #142 - "Hide and Spew"

[Hedbergian]

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Data had a brother in StarFleet. ... Yea, didn't you know? C4. Total idiot though. Here he is calculating 2+2 for 15 minutes. Other times, he'd just blow up for no good reason, or take a starship and warp right smack into a planet. Soong thought it was a riot. He'd write me "how'd those shields hold up? Ha Ha Ha Ha". What an @ssh*le.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Curious.

Why is the horse eliciting this autonomic response from me?"

KID:"Is the turbolift there yet? Is the turbolift there yet? Is the turbolift THERE YET?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"The Starfleet historical database WAS correct.

Horse droppings in old Earth cities were enormous."

 

[Nerys Myk]

"Hey, buddy!!! You can't sleep here!!!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Fully functional my ass! Hey, wake up. Do something, we're here standing outside the largest brothel in Kansas, and nothing. And the warranty has expired. Come to think of it, so has the manufacturer."

 

[Hedbergian]

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Picard: Okay children, let's pass some time with pantomime. </p> Melissa: Pants of wha?
Picard: I'll go first ... ...
Melissa: ...What are you doing?
Picard: You have to guess, that's the game.
Melissa: That's a GAME?
Picard: Keep your chin ... up? See, I was keeping my chin up? This is fun, isn't it children?
Melissa: Sometimes I ask myself "why couldn't daddy have been assigned to Voyager so I could be as far away from you as possible". This is one of those times.

 

[cooleddie74]

"When you are finished, Miss, can you please direct me to the nearest law enforcement station? I am endeavoring to solve the Jack the Ripper mystery."

 

[cooleddie74]

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MELISSA:"Why are you scared, Captain? My farts always smell that way."

 

[scottydog]

The columns behind data were not as impressive as Obama's.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"I was looking for chutney"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Look, sir.

A Kahless-head dime."

 

[cooleddie74]

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The initial reviews for NEMESIS were so bad, only little kids on the Paramount soundstages lot could comfort Patrick Stewart.

 

[Triskelion]

Sir, beating it against this hitching post for the past hour has not relieved the pressure.

Captain there are five lights. See? One two three four five, five lights. Why are you crying?

 

[cooleddie74]

"How will I know when you are finished, sir?"

Flashbacks of servicing Data in Earth's 19th century periodically crippled the captain with abject terror.

 

[Triskelion]

But...you promised I could have a cowboy hat.

Does Starfleet know about your drooling issues Captain?

 

[pah_wraith6x6x6x]

Picard: "I'm not really Jean Luc Picard. I'm really Colonel West. Just let me get the mask off.

 

[Gertch]

Data's narcolepsy program sub plot was starting to wear thin on the viewers.

"Can we watch Spongebob just one more time?"

 

[Nebusj]

Data was glad for the meeting and hoped his falling silent when his battery wound down did not bother that charming mister L Frank Baum.

Wild In The Lifts! If you're thirty, you're through! Fourteen and ready!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Curious.

I appear to have left a dropping."

"NO...MORE...DIRE...CLIFFHANGERS!!!"

 

[Velocity]

Well, if I had known there was going to be an inspection, I'd have polished my com badge.

Picard: And this is my Colonel Klink impression,"Hogaaaan!"