TOS Caption Contest #106 - Workout

[Outpost4]

Spock: Orville Redenbacher's it isn't, Captain.

 

[tharpdevenport]

To be fair, I fired up MSPaint and used imageeditor.net ;-)

 

[Ghostface1701]

To be fair, I fired up MSPaint and used imageeditor.net ;-)

Oh, then you lose

 

[Mallory]

Kirk: Damn it Spock, what did you do to the coffee maker?

 

[tharpdevenport]

Kirk: Damn it Spock, what did you do to the coffee maker?

Spock: "Something quite illogical. He he."

 

[26138]

Spock: It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

 

[maryh]

That is a breast Implant

And look who got that implant

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "Declaration smeckulation. What your people really need is some KFC. Now you can set up your own franchises at a really low price..."

 

[Drob]

Invisible pipe smoking Kirk approves of this thread!

 

[Swarles Barkley]

Spock demonstrates what happens when you microwave a Pop-Tart.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: It keeps saying, "Just wait till Starro gets here".

KIRK: Ooga booga!!!

CLOUD PECS: You making fun of us?

 

[Gertch]

The exact moment Kirk realizes it isn't just a fart he's releasing.

 

[M'Sharak]

"A Denver omelet! Spock, are you sure?"

"Bingo, Bango, Bongo and... Irving?!"

"I want that statue behind me draped. You can see the b- b- b- ...it's indecent!"

 

[Gagarin]

No tears... no tears... no tears... for Caesar.

 

[M'Sharak]

Kirk: Crazy? I'll tell you how crazy! Cloud William is a man with a dream... a
vision... a vision of a new world, whose alabaster cities gleam undimmed by
human tears, with purple mountain majesties above the two cents plain...

Cloud Red Loincloth and Cloud Shaggy: Fruited.

Kirk: ...fruited. He holds these dreams to be self-evident, this round, round
world, with Kohms and justice for all. Let us then go forward, together,
towards Miami Beach, that the dream of this crazy Yang boy, indivisible,
should not perish from the map!

 

[highlander]

Spock: "Yes Captain I believe Ensign Popiel called it a "flavor wave" oven"

 

[highlander]

Kirk: "MORE PUSSY, MORE PUSSY, MORE PUSSY"
Loincloth: "Me like campaign slogan. Me vote for pussy dude."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

The Captain didn't know that he still had that glazed dounut look on his face.

Spock: 'I'm attempting to cure my Vucan hemroids, this is a small section of them"

 

[Outpost4]

KIRK: Ooga booga!!!

CLOUD PECS: You making fun of us?

Cloud William: Death or Ooga Booga?

 

[Tim]

KIRK: "Baby needs a new pair of shoes..."

MCCOY: I thought real men didn't eat quiche, Spock.
SPOCK: As you are so fond of reminding me, Doctor, I am not human.
KIRK: I like quiche.