How dare you insult those masterpieces of modern literature, Avon: A Terrible Aspect and Afterlife!!!!!!
(Seriously: right there with you. Those two books were, in a word, embarrassing.)
Hence the words "proper licence"!
I actually contacted Fox licensing about the possibility of novels based on The Shield in my (now former) capacity as a book packager, and was told that Shawn Ryan didn't like the idea of tie-in novels. *sigh*
What a git!