TOS Caption Contest #104 - This Time, Blue Shirts Die

[Outpost4]

As I'm a day late in changing this, let's get right to it tonight.

This week we had a new winner, an old winner and a big wiener. The new winner was NTRPRZ. According to his profile, he's been a TrekBBSer for two years and a Trekkie for forty-two. I guess it's time he lowered his standards enough to win this contest. The old winner is the #1 poster on this board, cooleddie74. It's been a while since he won here but considering we're only 0.000001% of his posts, maybe I shouldn't be surprised. And the big wiener is a guy who won for the first time here just two weeks ago, the 4th hanson brother. He won with a double caption, using both pics. Others tried that trick this week, but the only one to score points was this hockey puck. Everyone, kick bro in the knee to congratulate him. He likes it.

In an alternate universe, Kirk didn't hear the tribble first.

SPOCK:"I sure hope that is pudding."

Spock: "Mr. Sulu, I believe that you have applied an excessive quantity of AstroGlide to the captain's chair for the purpose at hand."

Kirk: "SULU!"

This next week we have Spock in command and another reused picture, but again, it's been more than two years. Much more if I remember right, and Chekov/Sulu is always funny.

Labor away!


TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A beaker full of death (3x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
Alyssa
ancient
Atavachron
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
cakes516
CaptainJon
Captain Kate (2x)
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (15x)

Plus one this time for a total of 16!
cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon (2x)
Diesel Micky Dolenz (8x)
Dohlman
DrBob (8x)
DS9Sega (5x)
EliyahuQeoni (3x)
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (19x)
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
highlander (2x)
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
John_Picard
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
Kirby
KJM
Mallory (4x)
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (9x)
NCC-1701 (6x)
Nerys Myk (17x)

Noname Given (2x)
NTRPRZ

First Time Winner!
Outpost4 (13x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (26x)

Redfern
SciFi75 (5x)
scottydog (14x)
Shatmandu (12x)

Sir Rhosis (2x)
T'Bonz (8x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
the 4th hanson bro

Plus one this time for a total of 2!
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg (2x)
The Laughing Vulcan (11x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (9x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness (2)
Tim M (3x)
Triskelion (6x)
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (4x)

Mudd Club

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: She's looking for a reason for you not to die, Lieutenant.

Chekov: I wanna be free, like the bluebirds flying by me, like the waves out on the blue sea...

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Mr. Boma, I believe it is your turn to change Baby Jimmy."

Boma: "Tell my wife and kids that I love them."

Chekov: "Vhy? Vhy am I the vone who alvays gets replaced by Grignak or Womit?"

 

[The Cutest of Borg]

Chekov: "I'm sick and tired of being turned down by all the hot vemen on the ship... Maybe I should svitch teams."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Read the manual, she says. This is why we don't let them be captains."

 

[M'Sharak]

"And she says to me 'This won't hurt'. And she was mostly
right... right up until the part with the rubber glove, where
they turned me inside out. Let me tell you, that hurt."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Chekov: "I'm sick and tired of being turned down by all the hot vemen on the ship... Maybe I should svitch teams."

Sulu " I'm Listening!!!"

OR

Chekov:" ... And then the bitch laughed at my 9" cock""
Sulu " I'm still Listening!!!"

Yeoman Mears" Ok Boys whos first into the GloryHole pit?"

 

[Turbo]

Mr. Scott, wouldn't your time be better spent repairing the impulse drive than creating an implausible solution involving a shrinking ray?

 

[26138]

Scotty: I think we're doing this "2 girls 1 cup" thing wrong - I only see one lass there.

Spock: That would appear to be a valid observation. Doctor McCoy, I suggest you change into the Yeoman's spare uniform.

McCoy: Damnit Spock! I'm a doctor, not a cross dresser!

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Little Timmy is stuck in the well. Who can bark like a dog?

 

[Turbo]

Chekov: Zis is ze last time I let Mr. Leslie trick me into taking his duty shift!

 

[Quo Vadimus]

Bones: But that's suicide, Spock!

Spock: Indeed, but Logic dictates: the Needs of the Many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one... specifically, that guy standing next to you.

Chekov: So, it's not pronounced "Nuclear Wessels?"

 

[M'Sharak]

Scotty: I think we're doing this "2 girls 1 cup" thing wrong - I only see one lass there.

Spock: That would appear to be a valid observation. Doctor McCoy, I suggest you change into the Yeoman's spare uniform.

McCoy: Damnit Spock! I'm a doctor, not a cross dresser!

Or, alternately:

McCoy: Damn it, Spock - I'm a doctor, not Girl #2!

 

[Nebusj]

``If we must leave someone behind I will decide who, based on sound logic and considering who is in the opening credits.''
``Hang on, Spock, is that going to be the first-season credits or the credits as a whole?''
``Aye, Mister Spock, and are ye gonna consider the movies too?''

``Here is the church, and here is the steep ... the steeple. Here is the ... the steeple ... how does anyone do this, anyway?''

 

[T'Bonz]

Mmmkay, guys, I'm on my knees. Make up your minds! Who wants to go first?

 

[Timewalker]

Sulu, thinking to himself: "Damn, he's cute when he's angry!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: As the most senior officer present it is well with in regulations that I go first.

or

MCCOY: Sloppy seconds after those two ain't gonna be fun.

SULU: So, is it true what they say about a man's thumbs?

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Scotty; "Look how small she is, the perspective's all wrong. Is this a remastered episode?"

Sulu (thinking); "Someone was confused about last night."

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "I am in command, Mr. Boma. When I say it is time to take Yeoman Mears' yoga class, then it is time to take Yeoman Mears' yoga class."

McCoy: "How do you do that downward facing dog thing again?"

Chekov: "I can't believe it happened right in the middle of yoga class. It was as if someone knew exactly where to weaken the fabric in my leotard."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Boma; "The Yeoman says that if we're to stay here any longer, we'll need to install a door, seat and one of those little bins for women's things."

Chekov tries to remember what this dude Khan looked like.