Thespeckledkiwi
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The entire bachelor party with O'Brian and Bashir...
Funniest moments in DS9
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from Take Me Out to the Holosuite:
Sisko: "Come on Niners, let's hear some chatter!!!"
Kassidy: "hey batta batta"
Kira: "hey batta batta"
Worf: "DEATH TO THE OPPOSITION!"
Things Past:
Garak: "Giving me a name tag that read 'Elim Garak, former Cardassian Oppressor' was hardly polite."
In the Pale Moonlight:
Sisko: "Where's Tolar?"
Garak: "I've locked him in his room. I've also given him the distinct impression that if he tries to force the door open, it may explode."
Sisko: "I hope that's *just* an impression."
Garak: "It's best not to dwell on such things, Captain."
Doctor Bashir, I Presume?
Leeta (indignant): "I have brains."
Quark: "Sure you do, honey. That's why I hired you. Now - eat up and then take those brains back to the dabo wheel where the customers can get a good long look at them."
Shattered Mirror
Mirror Garak: "The Intendant was bad enough. She was irrational, accusatory, unappreciative, but at least... "
Mirror Worf: "At least... what?"
Mirror Garak: "At least...I was able to please her now and then."
Mirror Worf: "You are not my type!"
You Are Cordially Invited:
Martok: "My lady....."
Sirella: "You've put on weight, and your hair is going gray."
Martok: "My... deterioration is proceeding apace."
Sirella: "I thought you would be in your grave by now."
Martok: *laughs* "I shall endeavor to die this year, if possible."
Necessary Evil
Rom (hopeful): "They're not keeping him alive by artificial means, are they? My brother wouldn't want that."
Odo: "No, he's clinging to his life all on his own."
Rom: *huffs* "Typical."
One Little Ship
Odo: "Are you sure that you two returned to your original height?"
O'Brien: "Why do you ask?"
Odo: "It's just that you seem a little shorter. A changeling notices these things."
Quark: "Actually now that I think about it, you both do seem a little on the petite side."
*Bashir and O'Brien run to the infirmary*
Quark (to Odo): "And they say you have no sense of humor."
*Quark and Odo laugh*
My first post as well.
Sisko: "Come on Niners, let's hear some chatter!!!"
Kassidy: "hey batta batta"
Kira: "hey batta batta"
Worf: "DEATH TO THE OPPOSITION!"
Things Past:
Garak: "Giving me a name tag that read 'Elim Garak, former Cardassian Oppressor' was hardly polite."
In the Pale Moonlight:
Sisko: "Where's Tolar?"
Garak: "I've locked him in his room. I've also given him the distinct impression that if he tries to force the door open, it may explode."
Sisko: "I hope that's *just* an impression."
Garak: "It's best not to dwell on such things, Captain."
Doctor Bashir, I Presume?
Leeta (indignant): "I have brains."
Quark: "Sure you do, honey. That's why I hired you. Now - eat up and then take those brains back to the dabo wheel where the customers can get a good long look at them."
Shattered Mirror
Mirror Garak: "The Intendant was bad enough. She was irrational, accusatory, unappreciative, but at least... "
Mirror Worf: "At least... what?"
Mirror Garak: "At least...I was able to please her now and then."
Mirror Worf: "You are not my type!"
You Are Cordially Invited:
Martok: "My lady....."
Sirella: "You've put on weight, and your hair is going gray."
Martok: "My... deterioration is proceeding apace."
Sirella: "I thought you would be in your grave by now."
Martok: *laughs* "I shall endeavor to die this year, if possible."
Necessary Evil
Rom (hopeful): "They're not keeping him alive by artificial means, are they? My brother wouldn't want that."
Odo: "No, he's clinging to his life all on his own."
Rom: *huffs* "Typical."
One Little Ship
Odo: "Are you sure that you two returned to your original height?"
O'Brien: "Why do you ask?"
Odo: "It's just that you seem a little shorter. A changeling notices these things."
Quark: "Actually now that I think about it, you both do seem a little on the petite side."
*Bashir and O'Brien run to the infirmary*
Quark (to Odo): "And they say you have no sense of humor."
*Quark and Odo laugh*
My first post as well.
On such minutiae.
Looking up the quote on Google, a lot of sites seem to have it as 'things' though. Hmm...
http://hk.youtube.com/watch?v=w-9tw2mx_gE
This is one of the funnyst moments.
Also...
http://hk.youtube.com/watch?v=nZlBETlT1yo&feature=related
Also when Garak unloads on Ezri....it was horrable until the last line....
This is one of the funnyst moments.
Also...
http://hk.youtube.com/watch?v=nZlBETlT1yo&feature=related
Also when Garak unloads on Ezri....it was horrable until the last line....
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from Take Me Out to the Holosuite:
Sisko: "Come on Niners, let's hear some chatter!!!"
Kassidy: "hey batta batta"
Kira: "hey batta batta"
Worf: "DEATH TO THE OPPOSITION!"
Things Past:
Garak: "Giving me a name tag that read 'Elim Garak, former Cardassian Oppressor' was hardly polite."
In the Pale Moonlight:
Sisko: "Where's Tolar?"
Garak: "I've locked him in his room. I've also given him the distinct impression that if he tries to force the door open, it may explode."
Sisko: "I hope that's *just* an impression."
Garak: "It's best not to dwell on such things, Captain."
Doctor Bashir, I Presume?
Leeta (indignant): "I have brains."
Quark: "Sure you do, honey. That's why I hired you. Now - eat up and then take those brains back to the dabo wheel where the customers can get a good long look at them."
Shattered Mirror
Mirror Garak: "The Intendant was bad enough. She was irrational, accusatory, unappreciative, but at least... "
Mirror Worf: "At least... what?"
Mirror Garak: "At least...I was able to please her now and then."
Mirror Worf: "You are not my type!"
You Are Cordially Invited:
Martok: "My lady....."
Sirella: "You've put on weight, and your hair is going gray."
Martok: "My... deterioration is proceeding apace."
Sirella: "I thought you would be in your grave by now."
Martok: *laughs* "I shall endeavor to die this year, if possible."
Necessary Evil
Rom (hopeful): "They're not keeping him alive by artificial means, are they? My brother wouldn't want that."
Odo: "No, he's clinging to his life all on his own."
Rom: *huffs* "Typical."
One Little Ship
Odo: "Are you sure that you two returned to your original height?"
O'Brien: "Why do you ask?"
Odo: "It's just that you seem a little shorter. A changeling notices these things."
Quark: "Actually now that I think about it, you both do seem a little on the petite side."
*Bashir and O'Brien run to the infirmary*
Quark (to Odo): "And they say you have no sense of humor."
*Quark and Odo laugh*
My first post as well.
These are some of my fave moments as well, especially the height joke.
And welcome to the board, Anithero, nice post! Hopefully first of many
then there's this sequence from Bar Association:
Rom: It's not Quark's fault that I got sick. I forgot my bimonthly ear scan.
And besides, I've probably been getting too much oo-mox.
Leeta: Really? Who's the lucky girl?
Rom: Uh.....no female.......just me.
Leeta: Oh, I'm sorry.
Rom (hopeful): Sorry enough to do something about it?
Leeta: I don't think Julian would approve.
Rom: Uhhh..........you could ask him!
Rom: It's not Quark's fault that I got sick. I forgot my bimonthly ear scan.
And besides, I've probably been getting too much oo-mox.
Leeta: Really? Who's the lucky girl?
Rom: Uh.....no female.......just me.
Leeta: Oh, I'm sorry.
Rom (hopeful): Sorry enough to do something about it?
Leeta: I don't think Julian would approve.
Rom: Uhhh..........you could ask him!
"Nor the Battle to the Strong"
DAX
(to Kira)
Why does pregnancy always make men hysterical?
O'BRIEN
(to Dax)
Excuse me, this isn't the first baby I've had.
KIRA
Excuse me, Keiko carried Molly.
DAX
It's not up to you to tell Kira what she can and can't do.
WORF
She is carrying his child, he should have some say.
QUARK
As the lessee, he does have certain rights. Back home, pregnancy is considered a rental.
KIRA/DAX
(at the same time)
Rental?
DS9 was the best at light moments in serious episodes.
DAX
(to Kira)
Why does pregnancy always make men hysterical?
O'BRIEN
(to Dax)
Excuse me, this isn't the first baby I've had.
KIRA
Excuse me, Keiko carried Molly.
DAX
It's not up to you to tell Kira what she can and can't do.
WORF
She is carrying his child, he should have some say.
QUARK
As the lessee, he does have certain rights. Back home, pregnancy is considered a rental.
KIRA/DAX
(at the same time)
Rental?
DS9 was the best at light moments in serious episodes.
I'm not normally one for drunk scenes. But this...
http://hk.youtube.com/watch?v=b1LHSuubcuY&feature=related
http://hk.youtube.com/watch?v=b1LHSuubcuY&feature=related
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O'Brien and Bashir trying to work out how to operate a 23rd Century turbolift in Tribble-ations, and the "I'm my own Grandpa" bit from Bashir later on;
Bashir: "Whatley... that was my great-grandmother's name."
O'Brien: "Funny..."
Bashir: "...and I think she was in Starfleet..."
O'Brien: "Well, it's a common enough name."
Bashir: "But what if that was her?"
O'Brien: "Do you realise the odds?"
Bashir: "No-one ever met my great-grandfather... this could be a pre-destination paradox. Come on, Chief, surely you took Elementary Temporal Mechanics at the Academy? I could be destined to fall in love with that woman... and become my own great-grandfather!"
O'Brien: "You're being ridiculous!"
Bashir: "Ridiculous?! Look, if I don't meet with her tomorrow I may never be born!"
Kira (VO): "Chief, are you ready for transport?"
O'Brien: "Are we ever!"
Bashir: "Oh come on, you saw the way she looked at me. You can't just dismiss this!"
O'Brien: "I can try!"
Bashir: "Alright. Fine. But I can't wait to see your face when we get back to Deep Space Nine and you realise that I never existed!"
O'Brien's look and sweet chuckle are priceless...
Bashir: "Whatley... that was my great-grandmother's name."
O'Brien: "Funny..."
Bashir: "...and I think she was in Starfleet..."
O'Brien: "Well, it's a common enough name."
Bashir: "But what if that was her?"
O'Brien: "Do you realise the odds?"
Bashir: "No-one ever met my great-grandfather... this could be a pre-destination paradox. Come on, Chief, surely you took Elementary Temporal Mechanics at the Academy? I could be destined to fall in love with that woman... and become my own great-grandfather!"
O'Brien: "You're being ridiculous!"
Bashir: "Ridiculous?! Look, if I don't meet with her tomorrow I may never be born!"
Kira (VO): "Chief, are you ready for transport?"
O'Brien: "Are we ever!"
Bashir: "Oh come on, you saw the way she looked at me. You can't just dismiss this!"
O'Brien: "I can try!"
Bashir: "Alright. Fine. But I can't wait to see your face when we get back to Deep Space Nine and you realise that I never existed!"
O'Brien's look and sweet chuckle are priceless...
[Take me out to the holosuite]
Runner misses home plate and Nog asks what he should do...
Worf: Find him and KILL him!
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[episode title forgotten]
Bashir and O'Brien are drunk...
O'Brien: I don't hate you anymore Julian. And I mean that, from the bottom of my heart.
Runner misses home plate and Nog asks what he should do...
Worf: Find him and KILL him!
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[episode title forgotten]
Bashir and O'Brien are drunk...
O'Brien: I don't hate you anymore Julian. And I mean that, from the bottom of my heart.
The whole bit with Keevan at the end of "The Magnificent Ferengi."
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM???"
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM???"
Weyoun and Dukat at Quark's after sending canar to Kira's Cardassian "father"... Sisko insists that they try the wine, it indirectly comes out that they did poison it ("Is that what I'm saying?"-- Sisko) first laugh, though hardly a light hearted one. Second: when Weyoun apparently starved for entertainment and wishing to manufacture his own fun grabs the canar, chugs it, then says "My, that is toxic, isn't it?"
"I hate Ferengi!"
In my sig... "Nice melon!"-- Odo, commenting on the target for the transporter gun used by the murderous Vulcan.
MIRROR ROBOT VIC FONTAINE.
"I hate Ferengi!"
In my sig... "Nice melon!"-- Odo, commenting on the target for the transporter gun used by the murderous Vulcan.
MIRROR ROBOT VIC FONTAINE.
