If given the chance, what sports star would you do?

[Daedalus12]

Arsenal Ladies goalkeeper Emma Byrne.

Not bad, as being an Arsenal player you know she'd dive right on to your crotch. However, she'd be more concerned with looking beautiful than actually finishing you off.

Hey, at least she's got a few winner's medals this season.

Perhaps you could pick up one of the Chelsea "Ladies", I'm sure they'll give you a long ball right in to the box.

Ashley Cole agrees.

 

[Captain Ice]

Danica Patrick.

 

[Jack Bauer]

Anna Kournikova

YES!

Serena Williams

I'd do both Williams sisters. At the same time.

Danica Patrick.

QFT!

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Danica Patrick. Not only is she beautiful, but she can drive a car too.

You'd have a hard time getting through the back of my head,

 

[Nerroth]

Danica Patrick. Not only is she beautiful, but she can drive a car too.

You'd have a hard time getting through the back of my head,

Depends on whether he's handy with one of these:

 

[Jack Bauer]

Ana Ivanovic

 

[archeryguy1701]

Allison Stokke, but that's because I don't know the names of any big time trail runners... trail runners have nice legs.

 

[Lashmore]

I'd go for a female Olympic Equestrian competitor.....they're training guarantee's they'd be a good ride. :-P

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Danica Patrick. Not only is she beautiful, but she can drive a car too.

You'd have a hard time getting through the back of my head,

Depends on whether he's handy with one of these:

"Touché"

 

[Jono]

Ana Ivanovic

Definitely second that.

Other then that I don't really know of many female sports stars. I remember watching an Aust vs NZ netball game either earlier this year or last year and thinking that I wouldn't mind giving some of those girls a go.

I'm guessing Gladiators from the TV show Gladiators don't count because if they did I'm give Destiny and Angel from the Australian version a crack.

 

[Garak]

Ana Ivanovic

Jesus, she's smoking.

I'd French her Open.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Who was that one baseball player (I think it was baseball) whose wife said that if she ever caught him cheating on her, she would not only nail all of his teammates, but everyone who worked for the team, down to and including the batboy?

 

[The Nth Doctor]

Who was that one baseball player (I think it was baseball) whose wife said that if she ever caught him cheating on her, she would not only nail all of his teammates, but everyone who worked for the team, down to and including the batboy?

Seriously? Wow.

Lucky batboy.

 

[Aragorn]

Do wrestling girls count? If so, Stacy Keibler.

If not, I guess it's Maria Sharapova by default. Ashley Force is cute too.

Who's the blonde who pitches for U of Arizona fastpitch?

 

[Jack Bauer]

Do wrestling girls count? If so, Stacy Keibler.

Of course. Wrestling is a real sport.

 

[Tom Servo]

Who was that one baseball player (I think it was baseball) whose wife said that if she ever caught him cheating on her, she would not only nail all of his teammates, but everyone who worked for the team, down to and including the batboy?

Seriously? Wow.

Lucky batboy.

Anna (i think it was Anna) Benson...wife of former Mets pitcher Chris Benson. My GOD was she hot.

As for Chris Benson, he got hurt, I donno if any team has signed him yet.

 

[Jack Bauer]

Yep, it's Anna Benson. Nice.