KIRK:"To hell with you, Bones...
If this is the only way the crew will let me sing ROCKET MAN then so be it!"
Movie Caption Contest #44: Action!
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KIRK:"To hell with you, Bones...
If this is the only way the crew will let me sing ROCKET MAN then so be it!"
All Seeing Eye
Admiral
Scotty: She canny take much more than this captain.
Kirk: Stop banging your hand on the console then you idiot, you don't even know what half those buttons do.
Sulu: I THINK HE'S BEEN DRINKING WHISKY AGAIN!
Worf: Shit, I targeted the wrong ship, I targeted the Enterprise.
Picard: Worf you nincompoop.
Kirk: What do you mean the storm has fundamentally altered our DNA!!
McCoy: I mean precisely what I said. We've all started showing signs of strange abilities, I can stretch my penis to an incredible length, Uhura can make her clothes invisible, Scotty can beam himself to any location he likes without use of a transporter and you, well, what can I say, you'd better get used to that suit, because you're not going to be taking it off any time soon.
Scotty regretted leaving the chimpanzee and two trainees in charge of the engine room.
The ensign almost got a perfect score, but the 8.9 from the French judge saw him relegated to silver.
"What do you mean my oscar hasn't arrived yet?"
Plecostomus
Commodore
"Nothing to worry about, just a routine operating system update Mr. Sulu."
WORF: Ah here's your problem. Someone edited the config file again. See here where it says "\\SET_CATACLYSMIC_EXPLOSION___=ON"
ENSIGN RICKY: One moment I'll be right back.
"Bones, do you think that-"
"Here's your helmet sir"
"Cadet Obama, can't you see I'm talking to Doctor McCoy"
"Sorry sir, just trying to-"
"Well don't. We have a very dangerous anomaly out there and if we're not careful one of us might be thrown back in time."
"I would gladly volunteer to go"
"I'll consider it. Maybe you can take ensign Estrada with you"
RobertScorpio
Pariah
"Holy shit!! Ronald D Moore has finally lauched his mutiny against Rick Berman!!! Everyone take cover!!"
SCOTTY:"DAMMIT!!!!
I bloody told ye that yer iPod docks weren't compatible with the helm console...didnae I?!"
Never get illegal Pakled labor to run wiring and EPS conduits on your bridge.
McCOY:"Be careful, Jim. You have no CLUE what the hell's waitin' for you out there!"
KIRK:"I do know ONE thing.
You're not out there. Who's ahead now...huh?"
"Bloody European voltage outlets!!"
Everyone at Spacedock had warned Scotty about putting 100-watt bulbs in a socket designed for 25 to 60 watt.
McCOY:"...but...you're only going to the men's room on Deck 15."
KIRK:"Last night was Five-Alarm Texas Chili Night...remember?"
RobertScorpio
Pariah
Inspired by cooleddie's:
McCoy: "Heading out of the ship?"
Kirk: "Nah. Using the toilet after Scotty."
Wow..got me to laugh at loud with that one!!! the visual in my mind alone of what that bathroom is going to look alike says volumes!!!
Rob Scorpio
"Be careful, Jim.
Spock's just a week away from his next scheduled pon farr, you know."
Kelley: "Bill, I know you're upset about being left out of the new Abrams film, but isn't nerve gassing his house a bit over the top?"
Shatner: "Aren't you dead?"
Kirk: Bones what are you doing? The admiral told us to get on the ship!
Bones: Screw you, I'm getting in the ship!
Note to self: rethink nuclear powered keyboard interfaces!
Scott: Borgas Frat! Who labels a button "Assburn"??
Sulu: More to the point, who pushes that button?
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RobertScorpio
Pariah
Kelley: "Bill, I know you're upset about being left out of the new Abrams film, but isn't nerve gassing his house a bit over the top?"
Shatner: "Aren't you dead?"
Okay..THAT had me laughing real hard...Wont be suprised if others think it was tasteless, but I laughed...good one!!!
Rob
Scorpio
Me too, non-appearance in the new Trek movie is a touchy subject, if you're not talented, you'd at least better be dead, else you join Shatner and the other "untouchables"
Sulu; For christ's sake turn it off, off! The button's right there, under your middle right finger.
Scotty; Up your shaft.
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