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NASA's making a big announcment on the 14th May 2008

There's a Nephilim attack fleet surfing a dimensional crossing energy wave from the orion sector of the galaxy, they're due to arrive in 2012.
 
I wonder if an alien race wanted to signal their presence across the universe what sorta beacon could they use????

I think a Huge Shell constructed around an X-ray source could fit the bill. A small Dysone sphere around a neutron star might be feasible, it would have slits in the outer shell and would spin causing the X-ray emissions to be attenuated in a repeatable patter, say the first couple hundred prime numbers or so.....

Maybe they found that?????
 
anais said:
Furlong said:
For a little paranoia building regarding the alien theory, this AP statement from the Vatacan. http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jNDAezCCDKzEJpnyPFSj7IVCvwawD90KSE100
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So the Scientologists have infiltrated the Vatican now?
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Well according to gospel of south park the Catholics have converted the GELGAMEK-ians:
PRIEST MAXI
 Look, people! I'm just trying to say
that if we don't change the Holy Document
of Vatican Law, then we might lose everyone
to atheism!
FRENCH CARDINAL
 What exactly do you suggest we change,
Father Maxi.
PRIEST MAXI
 Well, for one, no sex with boys.

ANOTHER CARDINAL
 The Holy Document of Vatican Law states
that a priest, bishop, or cardinal cannot
get married, so where are we to get
our sex?
PRIEST MAXI
 Uh well then, perhaps we could change
the Holy Document of Vatican Law to
say that... it's okay for a priest or
bishop or cardinal to have sex... with
women.
FRENCH CARDINAL
 Women?

GELGAMEK CARDINAL
 The Gelgamek vagina is three feet wide
and filled with razor-sharp teeth. Do
you really expect us to have sex with
them?!
PRIEST MAXI
 Wuh- okay, m-maybe we just need to forget
about the Gelgameks for a second and
focus-
GELGAMEK CARDINAL
 What's that about the Gelgameks?!
PRIEST MAXI
 I'm just saying, what works on planet
Gelgamek isn't necessarily goin' ta
work for the rest of us here, on Earth.
You see? That's the problem we're having
here.
ITALIAN CARDINAL
 But-a the Holy Document of Vatican Law
cannot be changed!
PRIEST MAXI
 Why not?!

ANOTHER CARDINAL
 Because we don't know where it is.
ITALIAN CARDINAL
 You see, Father, the Holy Document of
Vatican Law has been hidden away deep
in the Catacombs of-a St. Peter's below
us. Hidden away so that it can never
be changed.
PRIEST MAXI
 But if we locate it we can make changes
to it?
A BISHOP
 HA! Good luck, father! The document
is guarded by water lizards, rattle
snakes and sand traps! The fools who
have tried before to recover it met
their deaths!
PRIEST MAXI
 Well we have to try. Our religion is
dying!
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If it was really a "big announcement", they wouldn't just have a telecon on it, there would be a show from HQ...and there isn't one.

I think everyone is going to be let down.
 
Squiggyfm said:
If it was really a "big announcement", they wouldn't just have a telecon on it, there would be a show from HQ...and there isn't one.

I think everyone is going to be let down.
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It will be announced that NASA has saved a bundle by switching to Geico.
 
The most recent supernova in our Milky Way Galaxy has been located 140 years after it exploded. NASA's Chandra X Ray Observatory and ground based radio dishes discovered the remnants of the supernova, known as G1.9+0.3. When it exploded 140 years ago in the middle of the Milky Way, it couldn't be seen optically because it was obscured by the surrounded dense gas and dust. Today, G1.9+0.3's expanding remnant is detectable in x-ray and radio waves by Chandra and a ground based array of dishes.





There ya go.
 
Yeah. NASA likes to play up any and every discovery as if they just found alien intelligence.
 
Indeed.

Here's a deal. If something is REALLY big, I'll let you guys know a week in advance, mk?
 
Perhaps they were going to announce something really big, but the Shadow Government(tm) got to them first and they ran this supernova thing as a substitute. :eek:
 
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