TOS Caption Contest #85 - Shuttle Trouble

[Silvermane]

When this sucker hits 88,000 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Scotty:"Ach!!, I was afraid of this, the Captain hid his Jenna Jameson life like sex doll down there, and the bastard didn't clean it"

When this sucker hits 88,000 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.

I Dont think this one can be topped, (its my pick.) good one Silvermane

 

[M'Sharak]

Everybody's gone surrrr-fiiiin'
Surfin' Taurus Tooooooooooo!

 

[chancellorjake]

McCoy: No, their part of my new Hallyween costume. Scary, right?

Next time on Justice League: Can Green Lantern save a runaway shuttle before it collides with the Watchtower?

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww crap".

 

[Outpost4]

Spock was glad he'd had the new fog lights installed on the shuttlecraft.

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Damn it, Jim, I'm telling you that while I was on the wheel, turning my new pot, I saw Whoopie Goldberg!

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "The problem is with the tachyon pulse generator! The backflow from the gravimetric drive is causing a cascade effect with the jiboflabbie mulderizing spectorizer!"
Spock: "This isn't Voyager."
Scotty: "Oh. Yeah, that's right. Let's just say the engine's damaged and fuel is low."
Spock: "Okay."

From this moment on, McCoy let Spock pop his own back zits.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock was glad he'd had the new fog lights installed on the shuttlecraft.

Until he realized Scotty put them on backwards.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy's patented 'Two-Handed Reach-Around' was usually a pleasant experience for both participants. Until Spock.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy vowed to knock next time before entering Spock's bathroom.

 

[Triskelion]

Last time I do a cavity search of Mr Spock. I never did find my whistle.

So the swivel chairs tip him into the trapdoor and when he gets an arseful of vaccum that oughtta seize up his blowhole for a while! Wait--he's right behind me, isn't he.

Prime Directive my ass, let's see what they make of my big flaming space willy.

 

[Outpost4]

Scotty: They look like giant rocket exhausts. I thought we didn't use rockets?
Spock: Fuck Roddenberry.

 

[Rat Boy]

Grignak, the fish-looking coffee asswipe: "Always must I be stuck behind guzzling-gas polluters?

*beep* *beep*

The road off get!"

 

[Steven Of Nine]

Last time I do a cavity search of Mr Spock. I never did find my whistle.

Winner!

Wondering... how the whistle got there...

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

McCoy's patented 'Two-Handed Reach-Around' was usually a pleasant experience for both participants. Until Spock.

You know, I had a similiar idea, but held off because I thought it might be too much, but since Joe has started digging that far down I feel obligated to follow:

McCoy:"No, Jim, I wasn't giving Spock a hand job, why do you ask?"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

You know, I had a similiar idea, but held off because I thought it might be too much, but since Joe has started digging that far down I feel obligated to follow

You wish you could dig that far

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

McCoy: Wait, gloves first, then rectal exam?

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk: Who gives a f*ck, you're not actually blind y'know.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kirk: Who gives a f*ck, you're not actually blind y'know.

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