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[DarkHelmet]

I assume you are speaking for yourself. We have a kid, and don't 'scheudle' sex at all.

No, I was presenting Objective Truth for all people at all times...



Who the fuck else would I be talking about?

What is with this forum lately? I swear don't anybody answer a question without 100 qualifiers and conditionals first, lest you be "speaking for everyone".

Calm down, dude. Overreact much?

 

[Professor Zoom]

Well, we've talked about sex, and we both say that right away after marriage, we want 2x a day, and maybe a lunch quickie.

I wonder how long that will last.

It will last as long as your sex drives remain the same.
But they won't.
In fact, they may not even be the same NOW.

 

[1001001]

I assume you are speaking for yourself. We have a kid, and don't 'scheudle' sex at all.

No, I was presenting Objective Truth for all people at all times...



Who the fuck else would I be talking about?

What is with this forum lately? I swear don't anybody answer a question without 100 qualifiers and conditionals first, lest you be "speaking for everyone".

Calm down, dude. Overreact much?

Make stupid, pointless, snarky observations about other people's motives much?

 

[FrontLine]

You start scheduling sex the day you have your first kid.

Digits speaks the truth.

He does. After 15 years I'm still not a fan of scheduled sex. But you gotta go with what life throws at ya. So if life has been conspiring against us, we'll make the time for it on purpose. It doesnt mean that its scheduled like a train or boring, it just means that we, for instance, make a deal between ourselves to have them all in bed by say 10pm. It can actually add to the anticipation and excitement.

 

[WarriorPrincess]

During my marriage sex was an everyday thing. Even after we had two kids.


It still ended in divorce...not because of the sex though.

 

[Hermiod]

Where's kitkat when you need her ?

(Probably finishing up this month's issue of the Flanigan Fangirl Chronicle or something)

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Well, we've talked about sex, and we both say that right away after marriage, we want 2x a day, and maybe a lunch quickie.

I wonder how long that will last.

I take it then this isn't a serious thread.

Be honest though, is the thought of sex for the first time off worrying you?

 

[Alaedhros]

And, no, I'm afraid I can't tell you about any scheduled failures, nor can I tell you about any spontaneous failures.

May20 just does not allow failure!

 

[Alpha Romeo]

Well, we've talked about sex, and we both say that right away after marriage, we want 2x a day, and maybe a lunch quickie.

I wonder how long that will last.

Shouldn't you take it for a test drive before you buy it?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Well, we've talked about sex, and we both say that right away after marriage, we want 2x a day, and maybe a lunch quickie.

I wonder how long that will last.

Shouldn't you take it for a test drive before you buy it?

That's one option. But some people just prefer to wait. Besides, that way, there's more anticipation.

 

[Alpha Romeo]

Well, we've talked about sex, and we both say that right away after marriage, we want 2x a day, and maybe a lunch quickie.

I wonder how long that will last.

Shouldn't you take it for a test drive before you buy it?

That's one option. But some people just prefer to wait. Besides, that way, there's more anticipation.

Oh yes...anticipation for the pain if you're the girl and the two pump chump if you're the guy. Sounds like fun to me.

 

[May 20]

And, no, I'm afraid I can't tell you about any scheduled failures, nor can I tell you about any spontaneous failures.

May20 just does not allow failure!

QFT

 

[Scout101]

yep, the "anticipation" part is fairly overrated, and once you've actually done it, you feel fairly silly for having waited, generally. It's just one of those things where you get better with practice.

Years and years of anticipation (especially if you're now in your mid 20s and still anticipating) leads to disappointment in fairly short order when it ends in either pain or shocking brevity...

 

[blablover5]

Awe man, we're having to plan enough with the wedding now we got to do this?

I wonder if there are any sex coordinators out there?

 

[apostle83]

Well, we've talked about sex, and we both say that right away after marriage, we want 2x a day, and maybe a lunch quickie.

I wonder how long that will last.

I take it then this isn't a serious thread.

Be honest though, is the thought of sex for the first time off worrying you?

No, it doesn't worry me. It makes me happy to think about.

 

[DarkHelmet]

No, I was presenting Objective Truth for all people at all times...



Who the fuck else would I be talking about?

What is with this forum lately? I swear don't anybody answer a question without 100 qualifiers and conditionals first, lest you be "speaking for everyone".

Calm down, dude. Overreact much?

Make stupid, pointless, snarky observations about other people's motives much?

You made a very general statement about married couples. I pointed out that it wasn't the case for me. What's your problem?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

THIS thread ain't gonna end well.

 

[Lindley]

yep, the "anticipation" part is fairly overrated, and once you've actually done it, you feel fairly silly for having waited, generally. It's just one of those things where you get better with practice.

Years and years of anticipation (especially if you're now in your mid 20s and still anticipating) leads to disappointment in fairly short order when it ends in either pain or shocking brevity...

That's a concern for me. But it's not concern enough for me to sleep with someone I don't care about just to have done it.

Granted, I'm probably not going to wait for marriage, but a solid relationship is a prereq at the least.

 

[exodus]

Calm down, dude. Overreact much?

Make stupid, pointless, snarky observations about other people's motives much?

You made a very general statement about married couples. I pointed out that it wasn't the case for me. What's your problem?

Lack of sex due to scheduling?

 

[Hermiod]

Make stupid, pointless, snarky observations about other people's motives much?

You made a very general statement about married couples. I pointed out that it wasn't the case for me. What's your problem?

Lack of sex due to scheduling?

Hey, most women wash their hair every day now...