Movie Caption Contest #36: It's Lonely at the Top

[Triskelion]

Damn, I forgot my squeegee.

Damn! I think he's got a fan script.

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Sorry, Captain. Just testing the phasers."

 

[SantaEddie74]

"Captain's Personal Log...Stardate 7411.5...

The new disco belt buckles and pajama feet are starting to piss me off. Must remember to ask Admiral Nogura why he hates me so much."

PICARD:"...and he died as he lived.

With sweat and bodily fluids all over his mouth."

 

[Santa Kang]

PICARD: Crap!!! That's not right! Eh, who'd gonna notice? No one pays attention to that stuff.

 

[Outpost4]

Picard: That's right...my mistake...I buried Soran here. Kirk is the one sporting the woody.

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Sorry, Captain. Just testing the phasers."

Joe, -ing

 

[SantaEddie74]

It's a man's life in the Starfleet Disco Association!!

"I never had the time or heart to tell you...I thought you had a tight little ass for a man of 138."

 

[Gertch]

"Darn, did I say dismissed again instead proceed..."

 

[Sector 7]

But... SPO-O-O-O-O-O-K?! How long do I have to stay in time out? I wanna go play space captain!!!!

 

[SantaEddie74]

Nobody's going to tell a living Starfleet legend he needs a new deodorant...(TM)

 

[Triskelion]

That was really embarrassing. I wonder how other starship captains deal with public flatulence. Maybe I should get a dog, everyone would blame the dog, yeah!