Movie Caption Contest #36: It's Lonely at the Top

[Candlelight]

Faciominimuskirkusreflectaphobia.

The constant fear that someone, somewhere, has a minature Captain Kirk climbing up their reflection.

 

[Gertch]

"Damn. I think I Shat myself."

 

[Triskelion]

Thom: Emergency Transport! Does anybody hear that? It's a distress call, and it's coming from this room!
Kyan: Nice hair. Does it have a little house?
Ted: I just love the ice cream bar! But the dorm fridge has got to go!
Jai: I'm such a Star Trak fan. I wonder if we'll see any wormholes?
Carson: All hands to battle stations! That outfit is a Red Alert!

[Removed as per board rules]
Beam me up, Scotty!

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Boy, you've really got to shake it after pissing when you wear these uniforms ..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "Here lies James T. Kirk. He got more ass than a toilet seat. <turns head, looks around> Now where's my fuckin' ride?"

 

[Rat Boy]

[Removed as per board rules]
Yet another alternative ending to Generations. Turns out Kirk decided to jump and with good reason.

 

[Outpost4]

Picard: Remember? Remember what?

 

[Triskelion]

Picard: Remember? Remember what?

bril

 

[Outpost4]

It was a shame that the best job Kirk could get was Mr. Conductor at Shining Time Station.

Kirk was glad the floor of the Valley was covered in marshmellons.

 

[Candlelight]

"Come in Neo, I've been expecting you. And please don't ask where Colonel Sanders has got to"

 

[SantaEddie74]

"Damn.

I really need to hang a poster or two in here."

 

[SantaEddie74]

"Yes. I see you over there, Mr. Hawk.

Stop distracting me with your sexy plumage before I become one with my own unspoken and dirty desires down there on the ground."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Balok:You have ONE EARTH MINUTE to change into a uniform that doesn't suck.

 

[SantaEddie74]

In 2273...

Sand and navy blue are the new black.

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: No! Disco is back, too?

Picard: It was such a useless death - the special effects were so shitty.

 

[Defcon]

TOS-era Kirk: They will force me to wear this in the future? That's it, the next time I have to fight a Gorn I'll let him kill me.

 

[Outpost4]

 

[Outpost4]

Burying Kirk's body standing straight up and down was the only way to pay proper respect to his toupee.

 

[Gertch]

The least visited display at the wax museum.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: "EMI? EMI? What does EMI mean? What the hell kind of final words are those?"