Badass ship names (2026)

[The Salt Umpire]

A suggestion in the bad ship names thread led here. Suggest badassed names for starships. I would follow with rules, but I know you guys too well. Have fun!

USS And The Horse You Rode In On
USS Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
USS Enterprise (CV-6)

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

USS Battleroyale Kiriyama.....with phasers always set to disintegrate for prolonged periods.

 

[Nerys Myk]

USS Samuel L. Jackson

 

[The Salt Umpire]

USS Samuel L. Jackson

USS Big Kahuna Burger

 

[hbquikcomjamesl]

I don't care what anybody says: the USS Lollipop is still a good ship.

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[Nerys Myk]

I don't care what anybody says: the USS Lollipop is still a good ship.

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Captain Temple to the bridge.

 

[hbquikcomjamesl]

Captain Temple to the bridge.

Don't call me "Shirley." (And you don't want to know how long you had me scratching my head, especially given that the simulacrum in "The Arsenal of Freedom" was of Riker's old friend, Captain Paul Rice.)

 

[Toril Toran]

USS Samuel L. Jackson

That is a Badass Mo*******ker.


I am attempting to build a life-sized ship in Minecraft.

The name? U.S.S. Skorpion

(This spelling is not a typo)

 

[The Salt Umpire]

Badass Mo*******ker.

That's what it says on her shuttles.