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Pants that looks too short, a car, socks with the Lululemon logo on them, shirts the same colour as the skin of the people wearing them, and a sweater that says "See you courtside." with a picture of a baseball with the Lululemon logo on it.
 
Those shoes look amazing! 10/10 would definitely buy it
I buy my shoes at Costco, The Navy Exchange (NEX) website or at Tractor Supply Company; because I'm a cheapskate.

Portable restrooms, women's T-shirts, and a sign saying "MARRIAGE: It's like chaining yourself to a bear and then kicking it."
Can the restroom travel through space and time like the Turdis?
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Sorry, those are my underground bunkers. :rommie:
Are they big enough for you to park all the new cars you're buying?
 
Maybe if you kicked it really, really, REALLY hard.

Not sure I'd want to be inside when it happened, though. :barf:
It would be OK, after you had a visit with The Doctor.
 
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Christmas Trees
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When I think of Christmas Trees, I think of this Robot Chicken clip

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The only trees I have in my house, are cut, split and seasoned. I burn them in my wood stove from November to January.
 
BMI scale (I already know I'm a fat bastard)
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An electric scooter (so I can get even less exercise and stay a fat bastard)
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Will Black Friday ever end?

Popular Trends? (Perhaps another Ebay type site?)
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I doubt that Items 1, 2 and 6 have anything to do with Star Trek.
 
"ALL OWLS. ALL IN."

This doesn't look like an Owl to me.

I think this wooden fellow is attempting to merge with his dog? Or maybe communicating with it telepathically? Either way, something's up there.
And, of course...

A car.
 
Statute of Limitations.

BMI scale (I already know I'm a fat bastard)
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An electric scooter (so I can get even less exercise and stay a fat bastard)
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Will Black Friday ever end?

Popular Trends? (Perhaps another Ebay type site?)
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I doubt that Items 1, 2 and 6 have anything to do with Star Trek.
Still…

Perhaps from the Holodeck?
"ALL OWLS. ALL IN."

This doesn't look like an Owl to me.

I think this wooden fellow is attempting to merge with his dog? Or maybe communicating with it telepathically? Either way, something's up there.
And, of course...

A car.
Mommy…mommy, please…the Wooden Fellow scares me!…pkease, please make him go away!…

But the Owl Butt-Plug Thingy…now THAT is a Find!!!
 
Roller skates for ED209?
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Clothes for a cat lover.
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