What are the Trekbbs ads trying to sell to you?

[Avro Arrow]

Unlike these fake tatoos

Google: don’t post pictures of people in their underwear!

Also Google: now look at these ads with people in their underwear!

The hypocrisy is strong with this one.

 

[Kraig]

The dress in the middle right looks like a color blindness test.



Pick your print style

 

[carcinoGeneticist]

A car, and an ashtray shaped like a Storm Trooper. How fucking old does TBBS think I am?!

 

[Kraig]

Time to empty the ash in the wood burning stove, thanks for the reminder. I already swept the chimney, and checked the spark cap at the end of last season. My heating system is now protected. Total cost zero dollars.



I am still using Windows 7, with no problems. I also use Apache Open Office 4 for text, spreadsheet, database, presentation and drawing, total cost again is zero dollars. I have a Linux bootable hard drive I can insert if needed.



I don't have a problem with Pinto Beans, because I live alone. I don't however used canned beans, but buy dry beans, soak for 24 hours in water, drain, add new water and boil for about 4 hours.

 

[Avro Arrow]

I don't have a problem with Pinto Beans, because I live alone. I don't however used canned beans, but buy dry beans, soak for 24 hours in water, drain, add new water and boil for about 4 hours.

Kinda wish the good folks at Eden would actually explain how they're supposed to be "festive", though.

 

[Kraig]

Kinda wish the good folks at Eden would actually explain how they're supposed to be "festive", though.

Pull my finger, to find out why.

 

[Random_Spock]

The weird Santa ad is back, some Reddit ads, an ad selling random Star Trek stuff, and a pair of ads for Top Tycoon (a phone game)

 

[carcinoGeneticist]

Mid/Eastern US sale

I'm not an American. This means nothing.

 

[Oddish]

The weird Santa ad is back

Yeah, I'm getting them too. I like a good ugly Christmas sweaters, but yikes.

 

[Kraig]

I only have 2 moves, what am I going to do? Good thing I'm not a hero or into war.

I don't think the Vikings or Celts in the 9th to 12th century wore anything like this:

 

[carcinoGeneticist]

An AI generated robot waddling around. "23 Must-Have Gadgets that are Flying Off The Shelves."
Doubtful. That thing doesn't exist.

 

[Avro Arrow]

Mid/Eastern US sale

I'm not an American. This means nothing.

Let's not be hasty... if the mid-eastern US is for sale, maybe we should all pool our loonies and buy it.

I'm sure some of them would thank us.

 

[Kraig]

Let's not be hasty... if the mid-eastern US is for sale, maybe we should all pool our loonies and buy it.

I'm sure some of them would thank us.

Would that make it the 11th province, or the 4th territory?

 

[Oddish]

Province, probably. I think your territories are all up north.

 

[carcinoGeneticist]

A hairy corset.

 

[Kraig]

Target practice

An ad for an unknown product. But they will take a lot of forms of payment.

 

[carcinoGeneticist]

A car, what is most likely porn, and a credit card scam.

 

[Oddish]

Target practice

That actually looks sort of interesting... not sure I could afford it, though.

 

[carcinoGeneticist]

A band saw, a plug box, a PVC pipe, a flute, and computer parts.

 

[Oddish]

Santa abomination sweaters. Again.