STAR TREK Jokes, Parodies, And Puns...
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The Doctor: Seven! I'm trying to get you to master the fine art of the social graces!
Seven: Someone who's such a "master" wouldn't bore the entire audience.
Seven: Someone who's such a "master" wouldn't bore the entire audience.
How many ears does a Vulcan have?
Sorry not sorry.
Three. The right ear, the left ear and the final front ear.
Sorry not sorry.
Heard that one before.
What's an Orion's favorite Earth song?
It's Not Easy Being Green
What do you call Bolians who have taken a vow of silence?
Blue Man Group.
Blue Man Group.
What Starfleet captain loves to shake their ass?
Captain James Twerk.
Captain James Twerk.
And no more so than in Act Two of PLATO'S DANCE party.
Where did Mr Spock worship? At the Nurse Chapel.
What ELSE did Spock find in the toilet?
T'Pring's T'Poop. (Being flawlessly logical, she only flushed every second time to conserve water.)
T'Pring's T'Poop. (Being flawlessly logical, she only flushed every second time to conserve water.)
Like I learned in Portland, if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down. Water is high there.
Back in the days before railroad passenger cars had retention toilets, "DO NOT FLUSH IN STATION" was a common sign. And on Amtrak's last legacy cars with "hoppers," the standard procedure was to lock the restroom doors on approach to a station.
But this whole thread is going to shit, so how about:
Q: How many orbs and cubes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: What do orbs and cubes need with lightbulbs?
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