What are the Trekbbs ads trying to sell to you?

[Kraig]

At the top of the page:
"23 Freaking Awesome Gadgets You Didn't Know You Needed (Until Today)"
With a picture of a gadget, that I can't identify, and am quite sure I don't need.
Bottom of the page:
"Unforgettable MOLOKINI SNORKELING TOUR BOOK NOW-->"
I believe I'll forget about it.

 

[carcinoGeneticist]

A credit card scam.

 

[Oddish]

An invite to rent an apartment.

In the complex I already live in.

EDIT: Still getting them. Proof that AI may be faster than humans, but we're still smarter.

 

[Kraig]

ARA car rental - Big or small, we have them all. Book Now

 

[carcinoGeneticist]

The real car is back.

 

[vandevere]

Bathing suits, Walking Shoes, and Urostomy Products...

 

[Kraig]

Bathing suits, Walking Shoes, and Urostomy Products...

If the Urostomy products leak, the bathing suit would be the thing to wear.

I had ads earlier today, they seem to be taking a break right now.

 

[carcinoGeneticist]

Weird, ugly modern couches. One of them looks like cells and the other looks like half a bathtub.

This ad again.

 

[Kraig]

SEULS 1%
DES JOUEURS TROUVENT
LA SOLUTION!

HEROWARS
IQ:155
ESSAYER

 

[carcinoGeneticist]

SEULS 1%
DES JOUEURS TROUVENT
LA SOLUTION!

HEROWARS
IQ:155
ESSAYER

JE DETESTE LES ANNONCES COMME CA

 

[carcinoGeneticist]

The car is Lego again. This is getting ridiculous

 

[Oddish]

Excessively tight, translucent underwear with a suggestively shaped pouch up front. Even the ad seems X-rated.

Also, homes in Des Moines, Iowa. Yeah, home prices are about a third of what they are here, but 1750 miles is a bit of a commute.

 

[HIjol]

Excessively tight, translucent underwear with a suggestively shaped pouch up front. Even the ad seems X-rated.

Also, homes in Des Moines, Iowa. Yeah, home prices are about a third of what they are here, but 1750 miles is a bit of a commute.

Still…

Between the translucent underwear and Des Moines…

I mean…

 

[Kraig]

SEULS 1%
DES JOUEURS TROUVENT
LA SOLUTION!

HEROWARS
IQ:155
ESSAYER

JE DETESTE LES ANNONCES COMME CA

Strange, because at the time, I was logged into an IP address in San Francisco, California. Not a lot of French speakers there.

Tarps America - Industrial Strength Tarps.
Cloud Monster2 Monster Cushoning Shoes. (It must be for all those with Monster feet)
Quality New & Used Shipping Containers.

I changed to the preview screen and compose reply, and now the add is for something called "Human Scale."

 

[Laughing Dragon]

I am no longer getting women's attire from India. As a white American women(?) don't think I could pull it off. It was almost a pity buy though.

 

[carcinoGeneticist]

A shirt that reads:
THE GRANDMA CODE
5. Bedtime is whenever
4. The answer is always YES
3. I will always have your back
2. Mom doesn't need to know
1. Hugs are mandatory

Maybe I shall buy it so that in about 50 years when I hypothetically become a grandmother I will have the appropriate attire.

 

[Oddish]

I am no longer getting women's attire from India. As a white American women(?) don't think I could pull it off.

Maybe if it's super comfy...

A shirt that reads:
THE GRANDMA CODE
5. Bedtime is whenever
4. The answer is always YES
3. I will always have your back
2. Mom doesn't need to know
1. Hugs are mandatory

Awww, cute!

I found one advertising the wearer as a spoiled grandchild of a crazy grandma, that concluded "Mess with me and they'll never find your body. Yes, she bought me this shirt."

 

[carcinoGeneticist]

Awww, cute!

I found one advertising the wearer as a spoiled grandchild of a crazy grandma, that concluded "Mess with me and they'll never find your body. Yes, she bought me this shirt."

That sounds like something my grandma would have bought for me when I was younger.

The ads are now trying to sell me an image of a rooster with a saddle claiming 'FREE COCK RIDES' (I'm not sure if it's a sticker or what it is), another grandma shirt that has writing too small for me to be bothered to type out all that it says, a model ship, a code-cracking device, and some sort of contraption that binds two of your toes together.

 

[Oddish]

I've gotten some interesting combinations as well.

 

[carcinoGeneticist]

It could be worse. One time it was trying to sell me a blanket with Nic Cage's face on it, paired with a blanket with The Rock's face on it.