Bad Starship Names

[tim0122]

USS Paranoia

Why would you suggest that name?! Do you know something we don't?! *Looks around nervously.*

 

[Nerys Myk]

USS Decoy

 

[Vanyel]

USS PINAFORE
USS PIRATES OF PENZANCE
USS MAJOR GENERAL
USS I AM THE MONARCH OF THE SEA
USS THREE LITTLE MAIDS FROM SCHOOL

 

[Toril Toran]

Picard:” Mister Worf, are you familiar with Gilbert and Sullivan?”
Worf:” No, sir. I have not had the chance to meet all the new crew members.”

Classic worf

 

[FormerLurker]

USS Will You Stop Touching Me?

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Breaking Wind

 

[Qonundrum]

And the previous two ships are right behind the fleet leader, the USS Hemorrhoids...

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

USS Amnesia

 

[Vanyel]

USS QUEEN OF THE NIGHT HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Actually just "USS QUEEN OF THE NIGHT" might be a good name.

 

[DarrenTR1970]

USS Less Filling
USS Tastes Great

 

[Toril Toran]

USS Amnesia

What was the name of that ship?

 

[Farscape One]

USS Amnesia

Alternate title of TNG's "Conundrum".

 

[Nerys Myk]

USS THREE LITTLE MAIDS FROM SCHOOL

USS Pretty Maids All In A Row

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

What was the name of that ship?

Alternate title of TNG's "Conundrum".

For Whovians, it's AKA USS Silence

 

[Farscape One]

For Whovians, it's AKA USS Silence

Those were creepy aliens, too. The Silence, the Weeping Angels, the WWII gas masked kids... say what you want about Moffat, he knew how to make creepy aliens/villains/antagonists.

 

[Toril Toran]

USS PINAFORE
USS PIRATES OF PENZANCE
USS MAJOR GENERAL
USS I AM THE MONARCH OF THE SEA
USS THREE LITTLE MAIDS FROM SCHOOL

Since we are doing musicals:

U.S.S. Phantom of the Opera

Or if you are a bit of a redneck like me:

U.S.S. Phantom of the Opry

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Duuude

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

U.S.S. Duuude

Sister ship to USS Abides.

 

[Vanyel]

USS THESEUS OR IS IT?

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

How would you like to be posted on the USS Schrodinger?