What are the Trekbbs ads trying to sell to you?

[Random_Spock]

A Paramount Plus ad for the new Dexter show, 2 ads for a pizza place and an ad for a grocery store

 

[carcinoGeneticist]

Wedding rings. I'm not planning on getting married for about another decade yet, so no thanks.

 

[Random_Spock]

Some phone game ads

 

[carcinoGeneticist]

A discount on AI that costs money.
?????

 

[Kor]

Some weird-looking stuff on Temu.

Kor

 

[vandevere]

An ad for something called Qunal..?

Not sure what that is...

 

[Random_Spock]

Guess they want me to gamble . Got three casino ads and two casino game ads. Overkill!

 

[carcinoGeneticist]

Brain training - 50% off.
Is TBBS trying to call me stupid?

 

[Sim]

They want me to vote for the Nazi party AfD in the upcoming election.

 

[oberth]

They want me to vote for the Nazi party AfD in the upcoming election.

just don't! volt won't get in but it's the only pan european party to be had

 

[Sim]

just don't! volt won't get in but it's the only pan european party to be had

I'd rather chop off my right hand before voting for the AfD.

 

[oberth]

I'd rather chop off my right hand before voting for the AfD.

you'll need it to fight them so don't do that either

 

[vandevere]

Automotive tools, something to improve vision, and anti-wrinkle products...

 

[oberth]

Automotive tools, something to improve vision, and anti-wrinkle products...

if they didn't sell vision improvement nobody would need anti-wrinkle products

 

[carcinoGeneticist]

A weird blue object that looks vaguely sexual in nature, a ratty old grandpa tractor hat, some sort of cipher decoder, and Temu itself.

 

[Sim]

Pretty boring now ... a furniture shop (no idea where the algorithm got that from) and a pay tv provider (I'm already subscribed to their streaming service).

The ads have missed the target three times now.

 

[Kor]

Luggage, and collectible coins.

Kor

 

[vandevere]

Dental Implants, and diesel...oil..?

 

[carcinoGeneticist]

What appears to be oil you put in your hair to make it grow.

 

[oberth]

What appears to be oil you put in your hair to make it grow.

snake oil?