50th Anniversary Viewing (Part 2)
Shazam!
"The Treasure"
Originally aired October 19, 1974
Wiki said:
Two men have been digging up Indian artifacts in the desert and selling them. An Indian chief and his grandson, Johnny, try to get them to stop, but are unsuccessful. Billy and Mentor offer their help to keep these priceless treasures where they belong.
Billy and Mentor are taking in Vasquez Rocks when they get a call from the Elders about preserving what the desert has to teach future generations. Nearby, Johnny (John Linton) shows his grandfather (Ruben Moreno) an artifact fragment indicating that thieves have been pilfering their heritage...the suspects rowdily driving circles below in their Jeep, hooting and hollering like they're auditioning for
The Dukes of Hazzard. Johnny slips trying to descend the big rock, becoming trapped on a ledge. The grandfather (billed as "Chief," though the character is referred to as Adam in the episode) flags down the Shazamvan for help, following which he, Billy, and Mentor pull Johnny up with a rope. The shot of Billy and Mentor standing next to each other in the opening credits comes from the following scene, as Adam and Johnny fill them in on what's going on. Billy recommends notifying the authorities, which Adam agrees with, but Johnny doesn't trust the law, whom he holds responsible for taking away their land.
Billy and Johnny proceed to where Jed and Artie (Allen G. Norman and Will Seltzer) are digging up more artifacts, and confront them by shouting down at them from a rock. While Artie is reluctant about what they're doing, Jed argues that it's buried treasure and a matter of finders keepers (no, really). Billy then threatens to call the authorities, which motivates the thieves to split...though they harass Billy and Johnny by circling them in the Jeep after they descend from their perch, until the van drives up.
Having apparently been camping nearby for days, Billy and Johnny visit Adam and Johnny's trailer one morning to find them gone. Elsewhere, while the thieves scout for more artifacts with a metal detector, Johnny starts to take a wrench to the underside of their Jeep, then hides in the back as they return. Adam flags down the van again, getting a lift while Mentor sets a bad example for future generations by calling the highway patrol while driving. When the fuzz pursues, the thieves dump their bag o' loot and proceed to an airport, where they board a white-and-red single-engine Cessna. Johnny tries to pull one of them out of the plane and ends up being pulled in as they taxi for takeoff.
Your assignment, which you've chosen to accept, is to give us the lowdown on white-and-red Cessna N5268Q. Good luck,
RJ!
When Cap confronts the guys about their theft, they cite lack of evidence...but the HP arrives at the same time as the van, Adam produces Polaroids of the thieves pilfering artifacts (taken from unlikely close-up angles), and the dastardly duo is taken away. Billy, Mentor, Johnny, and Adam proceed to rebury the artifacts--Billy finding a bottle that he notes could become an artifact in another hundred years.
It had escaped my attention that last week's opening scene, which includes Butch Patrick, was part of this clip:
Emergency!
"Surprise"
Originally aired October 19, 1974
IMDb said:
A woman is thrown from a motorcycle into a cactus patch. A surprise birthday party is planned for Dixie, who breaks her ankle while shopping and the ER falls apart without her. Gage and DeSoto rescue two workers trapped on the side of a building next to a 1000-pound sign swaying in heavy wind. A man is trapped in his new sauna. Roy and Chet rescue a terrified elderly woman who is bedridden from her apartment during a gas leak; the building explodes with John inside.
The station is called to assist a middle-aged woman named Cora (Ann Morgan Guilbert) who was thrown from a trail bike while riding with her husband, Harry (Herb Voland), and became stuck sitting in a hillside cactus patch. From the road below, the firefighters rig two ladders together so that one is horizontal, allowing the paramedics to crawl over to her. They help lift her out and assist as she crawls down on the ladder. She's transported to Rampart, where Early and Morton get to work on removing the hundreds of needles.
Back at the station, Roy and Johnny are coordinating a surprise party for Dixie with several other squads, planning to get her a hair dryer. At Rampart, Dix indicates to Kel that she already knows all of this, and is reluctant about all the fuss. The station and other units are called to help a couple of workers who are hanging from brackets several stories up on the side of a building that a sign now dangling from a malfunctioning crane (operated by Kenneth Tobey) was formerly attached to. DeSoto and Gage are each lowered to one of the men on secured lines to pull them up...though the freely swinging sign and one man's injured arm and collarbone complicate the rescue.
Back at Rampart, a nurse named Betty (Dena Dietrich) takes Brackett to a room where Dix, who'd gone off duty to shop, is being treated for a broken ankle and mild concussion that she sustained in a cart accident. While Roy and Johnny visit, Dix fusses over who'll be operating on her and having Betty cover for her. Later, an overwhelmed Betty asks the doctors about her nurses' complicated work schedules. (It seems like there'd be others in the hospital more qualified to advise her on administrative matters.) Brackett visits an alcoholic regular patient named George (Dub Taylor), who insists on seeing Dix.
While Roy and Johnny are discussing what to do about the large party they've already planned, they're called to a suburban home where a man named Chuck (Joe Kapp) is locked in his newly built garage sauna. They pry it open and treat him for heat prostration while questioning his wife (Aneta Corsaut) about medical conditions that might have caused him to pass out. At Rampart, where things are in chaos between Betty's mismanagement and Nurse Carol's (Anne Schedeen) unfamiliarity with Brackett's preferences, the doctors diagnose Chuck as having early-stage Addison's disease. Meanwhile, George walks out; Early actually tries to work out the nurse schedules with a graph; and Brackett relents on letting Betty talk to Dix. (This all seems a bit exaggerated considering that the ER should routinely function while Dix is off duty.) Dix encourages Betty and offers to help her with the schedule, which Dix admits is still an issue for her as well.
The station and other units are called to a gas leak at an apartment building managed by a man named Haley (Bill Quinn). The paramedics search the building for residents who haven't gotten out and Roy finds a bedridden old lady with a bad hip (Celia Lovsky) who insists that they leave her. De gas explosion is de gas explosion, vhat can be done? After she's carried out, the place goes up like a car on
Hawaii Five-O that ran over a speed bump doing 30, with Johnny still inside.
Johnny's laid up at Rampart with his leg suspended in a cast, and Dix, now in a wheelchair, brings the party he planned to him, including cake and music cassettes that he'd been arguing with Roy about bringing in previous scenes.
This one had lots of credited guests, many of them now in post-opening credits, which is something that I just noticed the show starting to do. I wonder if Eric Shea was up there and the IMDb contributor and I both missed it?
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
"I Love a Piano"
Originally aired October 19, 1974
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Murray meets an attractive divorcee at one of Mary's parties, and the gang is rattled as Murray flirts with having an affair with her.
On one of those snowy Minneapolis evenings so common in fall episodes, Mary is throwing a party for her 1,000th show with WJM...though she comes to realize that she miscalculated and is still on 999. Ted brings a friend, divorced junior high principal Judith Chandler (Barbara Barrie), with the hope of hooking her up with Lou...though Mary reminds Georgette that he's now regularly seeing somebody. Judith ends up sitting and talking with Murray for hours, which Ted makes a big deal about the next day. Murray insists that nothing happened, and he was only discussing buying a piano from her...though he admits to Mary that he didn't tell Judith he was married. Soon he's coming back from lunch very late and drunk on French wine.
Lou: I don't know whether to give him black coffee or cheese.
As Murray enthuses over Judith, Mary expresses her concern about what this could mean for Marie.
Later, a sober Murray tries to have a talk with Lou which Ted insists on sitting in for about how he feels that he may be missing out on a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, though Lou tries to discourage him from making a mistake. Murray then goes to Mary's ahead of Judith's, seemingly looking for encouragement and wanting to know the plot of
The Sting to support his cover story for Marie...though Mary postulates that he's actually there as a way of delaying what he's thinking of doing. He says that he has to find out what will happen and proceeds to Judith's, where she shows him the piano, on which he plays "Strangers in the Night" while repeatedly singing only the first line. After he pretends to entertain her price of $3,000, she starts to make a move on him, which he avoids by haggling the price down to $2,500. He apologetically starts to leave, she expresses her understanding, and he thanks her for helping him to find out what he'd do in such a situation.
Murray returns to Mary's to let her know how things turned out, while unsure of how to explain buying the piano to Marie when he was supposed to be watching
The Sting.
The Bob Newhart Show
"The Grey Flannel Shrink"
Originally aired October 19, 1974
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Bob accepts an offer to become the in-house therapist for a major corporation.
As Carol and Bob are reviewing overdue patient bills, episode director Jerry tries recommending his collection agency.
Bob: I just don't want people hounding my patients. Y'know, a lot of them think they're being hounded anyway.
In a visit from recent patient Mr. Charlie Colton (John Anderson), the executive offers Bob a job as company psychologist for his insurance firm, Loggers (named by a lumberjack founder). Bob is naturally reluctant, but when Howard learns of the offer even as Bob is receiving a series of calls from Colton at home with increasing salary offers, Bob's encouraged to look into the proposition (Emily being out of town visiting her parents).
Bob visits the Loggers building--exterior shots apparently being of a San Francisco building with similar X-bracing to Chicago's John Hancock Center--to acquaint himself with his large, luxurious office, as well as some other Loggers execs--Wes Greenfield (Edward Winter), who's ambitious to oust Colton as president; insecure Paul Hollander (Jerry Fogel); and death projectionist Susan Wick (Mary Robin Redd).
That Friday, Bob arranges to start seeing his private patients at night (informing Ed Herd during his weekly visit). As Bob's leaving for the week, Jerry tries to offer Carol to Bob as a parting gift, but he's already got a company secretary. When Bob gets home, he finds Howard in an apron cooking for him.
Howard: Hi, Bob, how was your day?
Bob: How was yours, Felix?
We see Bob's new job in progress with a group therapy session in which he encourages the execs not to get stressed out over quotas and such. Colton then comes in to inform him that the board isn't happy with this approach and he's fired...which is a relief to Bob, who says that it feels like a great log has been lifted off his chest.
At one point, Howard makes a reference to recent film adaptation
The Great Gatsby (describing an oversized bow tie that he's wearing as his "Gatsby look," while Bob likens it to Dagwood Bumstead). There's a running gag of Bob being unable to pull an ax from a log that's part of his office decor, which Wes manages to do casually.
How did they like being serenaded by a poetic Klinger?
They were outraged by his presence, of course.
Hmm. I assumed he based it on the level of decomposition or isotopes or something. Nobody had mowed the cemetery in five years? And he could tell how tall the grass was after it had been dug up? That doesn't seem like a very reliable method.
It was based on the thickness and/or root depth, I believe.