Jerky Beef???
How about The Spectaculars’?
How about The Spectaculars’?
If you were starting a band what names would you pick?
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Hans Gruber Trampoline.
Hans Gruber Tangerine
Static Tension Sheets
Colonel Stewart Listerine
Because Sloan's Die Hard doppelganger needs some love too.
Will Listerine repel the plane fireball and save Stuart? Perhaps in sufficient amounts. I'd suggest an anti-exploding sunscreen/pill from the Batcave myself.
As for Hans Gruber, he's not really dead....as long as we remember the trampoline. In my 1996 DIE HARD spoof Hans was an evil parakeet with his leg tied to his falling birdcage. The cage was shot out of a third-floor Petsmart window which surely would have killed the keet in proportion to his height. Luckily for him their were police trampolines unseen in the dark below, so he could return for the final round with his miniature rifle Alexander Godunov-style. Unluckily for him, he was jumped and swallowed by the last surviving SWAT cat protagonist, naturally voiced by Steve Martin.
It was my demented way of having ''Hans'' survive five minutes longer in my version. I'll say no more of trampolines.
WinterPlex
With formaldehyde skies?
Pull out your soundtracks to Risky Business and Firestarter.
One Stroke Tally-Whackers
Might as well. It'll make extra room for the LOST HORIZON musical and William Daniels' Greatest Hits.
Monkey Businessman
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I can hear DJs spitting all across the country now! 
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