Bad Starship Names

[Gingerbread Demon]

I like the USS Fartblaster an homage to Tremors was it?

USS Graboid

 

[Vanyel]

USS Built By The Lowest Bidder

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

USS Lower Decks

 

[Jack Wolfe]

USS Reluctant
USS Daydrinker
USS Atomic Wedgie

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

No matter how much they'd want to honor Maj Gen Rae Leakey or Lieut Gen David Leakey, the ship would still be the USS Leakey. The good ship Leakey. How'd you like to be the chief engineer of a Leakey ship?

 

[Commander Troi]

USS Anxiety
USS Depression

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

No matter how much they'd want to honor Maj Gen Rae Leakey or Lieut Gen David Leakey, the ship would still be the USS Leakey. The good ship Leakey. How'd you like to be the chief engineer of a Leakey ship?

I suppose that's why a namesake's full name is sometimes used, rather than just a surname.

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

USS ENEMA
ISS GANDHI

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

USS Broccoli

 

[FormerLurker]

IKS Florence Nightingale

 

[Vanyel]

The USS Anal Bum Cover
The USS Penis Mighter

 

[137th Gebirg]

 

[Sci]

From the Embarrassing Family Members of Politicians class...

USS Roger Clinton Jr.
USS Hunter Biden
USS Billy Carter
USS Neil Bush
USS Donald Nixon
USS Billy Bush
USS Mark Thatcher
USS Andrew Windsor
USS Charles Windsor

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

USS Hamburger
USS Hamburglar

For kids

The USS Ronald McDonald or maybe not, maybe they'd crash that one into the sun

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

The USS Ronald McDonald or maybe not, maybe they'd crash that one into the sun

That'd be the USS Burger King. Flame broiled.

 

[137th Gebirg]

USS Five Guys. Covered in more oil than the Exxon Valdez.

 

[Victoria]

USS Everhardus Kickius.

And yes, that is a real name. He was a 17th century Dutch painter. A name like that is just asking for trouble...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

USS Five Guys. Covered in more oil than the Exxon Valdez.

I hear the French fries in the mess hall are pretty good...

 

[oberth]

I hear the French fries in the mess hall are pretty good...

the french are, as we all know, irrelevant in the 24 st century - make that federation fries

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

USS Incontinentia Buttocks
USS Norwegian Blue
USS And Now For Something Completely Different
USS Sir Not Appearing In This Film