Bad Starship Names

[at Quark's]

USS 404-Vessel not found.

Or how about giving fleets names rather than numbers, too. For example we could rename the 5th fleet into These aren't the ships you're looking for.

 

[Bela Borgosi]

USS Blue Screen of Death.

 

[Etbj SMY]

USS Security

 

[Vanyel]

USS Disney Bought Us

 

[Etbj SMY]

USS Ostrich.....captained by ALIENS' Private Hudson. ALIEN's Lambert is the only other crew of two.

 

[Enterprise1701]

Imagine if some renegade humans broke away from the Federation on a greater scale than the Maquis and chose to do an entire hall-of-shame style of naming just to flip the bird to the Federation, e.g. S.S. Francisco Franco

 

[Etbj SMY]

You might call them.....the Madaff Ukka. But if you go down that route, it MUST be pronounced Patrick Stewart-style, otherwise, why bother?

 

[Pumpkin Bread]

You might call them.....the Madaff Ukka. But if you go down that route, it MUST be pronounced Patrick Stewart-style, otherwise, why bother?

I saw what you did there.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Imagine if some renegade humans broke away from the Federation on a greater scale than the Maquis and chose to do an entire hall-of-shame style of naming just to flip the bird to the Federation, e.g. S.S. Francisco Franco

"In other news...the USS Francisco Franco is STILL DESTROYED!"

 

[Candlicious Ghost]

USS Bernie Maddoff

 

[Morpheus 02]

USS Arrrr

 

[Zombie Cheerleader]

USS Arrrr

Don't know how lucky you are...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

It's weapon of choice a mile wide speaker that says "How dare you"

And in the MU, the ISS Thunberg is named after the Empire's glorious Minister of Technology.

especially as there is a uss garrett albeit in the online game

The Klingons probably have an IKS Rachel Garrett as well.

 

[137th Gebirg]

And in the MU, the ISS Thunberg is named after the Empire's glorious Minister of Technology.

 

[Candlicious Ghost]

USS Lynchburg

 

[Etbj SMY]

USS Hepatitis
USS Anathema
USS Infectious Lass
USS Tuvix*
USS Uhurakov

*(it's probably already been done.)

 

[at Quark's]

USS Picard's Bad Hair Day

 

[Frightscape One]

U.S.S. R. KELLY

 

[Candlicious Ghost]

USS Syphilis

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

USS Ramaswamy