What are the Trekbbs ads trying to sell to you?

[vandevere]

You didn't happen to notice if they cover Cryogenics, did you?...

Not that I could see...

 

[HIjol]

Whoa!
Never You Mind!

Now I am getting ads for something that is going to make me a Zillionaire$$$!!!

Something called “MonopolyGo”.

And, it promises that, “Zillionaires Have More Fun®”!

I am READY!

 

[oberth]

You didn't happen to notice if they cover Cryogenics, did you?...

is your last name by chance singh?

 

[vandevere]

An ad more Mass Mutual.

Apparently, they're hiring...

 

[HIjol]

Some very appealing silver lamè strapped Club pumps.
Very stylish.
But not for HIjol, I think…..

 

[Kor]

The fake Rolex watches again.
And Lego products, including what looks like a life-size storage bin in the shape of a Lego brick.

is your last name by chance singh?

It made me think of the 20th-century humans from TNG's episode "The Neutral Zone."

Kor

 

[HIjol]

Now it is something that looks like a combination impact wrench and nut cracker...

...nope!

 

[vandevere]

Some more Dark Liquid Core Dice, and also a Crypotocoin Ad...

 

[HIjol]

A selection of very comely brassieres!
???
Sadly, I need them not.

 

[HIjol]

a Lego® Captain America shield!
$200 Bonedabboz!!!
That's a lot!

 

[vandevere]

An ad for Kohl's, a store in my city...

 

[HIjol]

Kohl’s Cash!

 

[Kor]

Kohl's is a chain, so probably lots of people are getting these, even if they don't have a Kohl's nearby.
Today I'm getting ads for Temu, Legos, and calendars with animals on them.

Kor

 

[vandevere]

Now it's an ad for XYZAL, an allergy med...

 

[Fantasy Lover]

Ugly Christmas sweaters

 

[HIjol]

Woman from Abroad that are waiting for me and willing to travel.
Hot Damn!
Wait...you don't suppose...could this be a...no, no, they look so nice and it's advertised on the InterWeb!

 

[vandevere]

Two ads. One for Amazon Outlet, whatever that is, and an ad for Dexter, now streaming somewhere. The Ad didn't tell me where though...

 

[HIjol]

Ritz-Carleton Cruises!
NOW yer talkin’!!!

 

[Kor]

Tips to stop your cat peeing outside the litter box, and high-end jewelry.

Kor

 

[HIjol]

Hints as to what to do if I miss my Period...

ETA; Someone wants to talk to me about it...