What are the mission parameters?
You have one T-800 Terminator, complete with one one-way time travel, to change Star Trek history.
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Send it back in time to October 1920 to punch Gene Roddenberry's dad in the back of the head. KAPOW! No more Star Trek.
Here's a crossover that never would have occurred to me. 
"Henry Stahling?"
"Dude?"
"Edith Keeler? Watch for traffic before you cross. Have a nice day."
"Adam Soong?"
"How'd you get past my security system? Whatever it is you're selling, I'm not interested."
(T-800 pulls off forearm sleeve)
(T-800 walks slowly by an isolation room in mental hospital. Looks inside. Sees Captain Braxton. Their eyes meet. He turns away. Resumes search for Sarah Connor. Braxton shivers.)
"Henry Stahling?"
"Dude?"
"Edith Keeler? Watch for traffic before you cross. Have a nice day."
"Adam Soong?"
"How'd you get past my security system? Whatever it is you're selling, I'm not interested."
(T-800 pulls off forearm sleeve)
(T-800 walks slowly by an isolation room in mental hospital. Looks inside. Sees Captain Braxton. Their eyes meet. He turns away. Resumes search for Sarah Connor. Braxton shivers.)
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We materialize at midnight in a thrift store at the start of the Berman era, making it possible to quickly secure suitable clothing. Don't know why no one else thought of this. No one figures out why one of the display tables is a twisted melted mess...
My terminator takes a job as security for the Star Trek script vault. They love him... he works cheap, he's got night vision, and he's intimidating as
Over the ensuing years, the scripts for most of Trek's worst episodes mysteriously vanish. No warp 10 salamander orgy. Quark stays male. Beverly doesn't do any illicit lamp sex. And yes, because it's me, "Half a Life" is "all gone".
We also steal "A Night in Sickbay", but rather than destroy it, we pass it on to "Lower Decks", a couple decades later.
My terminator takes a job as security for the Star Trek script vault. They love him... he works cheap, he's got night vision, and he's intimidating as
Over the ensuing years, the scripts for most of Trek's worst episodes mysteriously vanish. No warp 10 salamander orgy. Quark stays male. Beverly doesn't do any illicit lamp sex. And yes, because it's me, "Half a Life" is "all gone".
We also steal "A Night in Sickbay", but rather than destroy it, we pass it on to "Lower Decks", a couple decades later.
I send my T-800 to Wuhan, China in January of 2019. It walks in to the center of the lab there and detonates with sufficient force to completely vaporize the entire facility, its grounds, and everyone working there.
Not only does Star Trek improve from 2019-present (no restrictions), it saves countless lives, national economies, and stymies 2-3 years of government over-reach in numerous countries.
Mic-drop, motherfuckers.
Not only does Star Trek improve from 2019-present (no restrictions), it saves countless lives, national economies, and stymies 2-3 years of government over-reach in numerous countries.
Mic-drop, motherfuckers.
I load mine with ChatGPT, all my preferences and he does a Genisys-style long haul mission from 1988 to present to become a staff writer and get all the plots I want into Star Trek.
Send it back to carve James R Kirk on the styrofoam tombstone in "Where No Man Has Gone Before".
This is the only actual success story evident in this thread...
The T-800 is dispatched to correct the timeline by preventing Michael Burnham's parents from meeting and the catastrophe of temporal changes that were to follow as a result of that fateful and unintended liason.
My T-800 emerges into the carpark at Paramount Pictures and vaporises Leonard Maizlish. Then we go grab a beer.
All that and not one thing about Harry Kim getting promoted?We materialize at midnight in a thrift store at the start of the Berman era, making it possible to quickly secure suitable clothing. Don't know why no one else thought of this. No one figures out why one of the display tables is a twisted melted mess...
My terminator takes a job as security for the Star Trek script vault. They love him... he works cheap, he's got night vision, and he's intimidating as
Over the ensuing years, the scripts for most of Trek's worst episodes mysteriously vanish. No warp 10 salamander orgy. Quark stays male. Beverly doesn't do any illicit lamp sex. And yes, because it's me, "Half a Life" is "all gone".
We also steal "A Night in Sickbay", but rather than destroy it, we pass it on to "Lower Decks", a couple decades later.
Send a T-800 to find Wah Chang and order him to build a phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.
Oops, how silly of me to forget. Me and Carl* also have time for a friendly discussion with Voyager's showrunners. Of course, where a terminator is concerned, "friendly" is kind of a relative thing. Maybe a head gets smacked against a tabletop, or a couple of fingers get broken. Or maybe all he has to do is stand there with those sunglasses on looking scary-inscrutable while I make my case. But one way or another, it's agreed that yes, Harry deserves that hollow pip on his collar.
*I had to call him something.
Yay!!
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