What are the Trekbbs ads trying to sell to you?

[Kor]

Bose headphones, and careers with the Chevron gasoline corp.

Kor

 

[Aragorn]

Microsoft Azure.

 

[Oddish]

Mesh boxer briefs that leave NOTHING to the imagination. You don't just see a bulge, they outline everything.

 

[Kor]

A bunch of random merchandise from Temu. Including a rat trap, with the dead rat stuck in it, neck snapped by the metal bar. Um, excuse me, but I'm trying to eat breakfast over here. .

Kor

 

[Aragorn]

The Last of Us, now streaming on MAX.

 

[Oddish]

Taco-themed baby onesies. I mean, they're quite cute, but since I have produced no offspring, I see no point in such a purchase.

 

[jackoverfull]

Awful clothes.

 

[fireproof78]

The Temu app. What the heck is it?

 

[Kor]

The Temu app. What the heck is it?

I think they're trying to muscle out AliExpress in the marketplace of low-price e-commerce.

Kor

 

[jackoverfull]

A natural and working remedy based on boiled bananas. I can’t even.

 

[fireproof78]

A natural and working remedy based on boiled bananas. I can’t even.

What's it curing?

Might go great with my dandelion tea.

 

[Oddish]

I think they're trying to muscle out AliExpress in the marketplace of low-price e-commerce.

Sounds about right. I'm on their list too. But I never saw the rat trap.
EDIT: Now someone wants me to buy used shipping containers.

 

[oberth]

Sounds about right. I'm on their list too. But I never saw the rat trap.
EDIT: Now someone wants me to buy used shipping containers.

don't - they are rater expensive right now

 

[Oddish]

Don't worry... I have nowhere to put them.

 

[fireproof78]

EDIT: Now someone wants me to buy used shipping containers.

Sweet. If you can get one at a good price they have a lot of uses.

 

[Oddish]

Sweet. If you can get one at a good price they have a lot of uses.

If I only had a backyard.

 

[oberth]

If I only had a backyard.

try gettings a smaller one (one that fits under your kitchen sink)

 

[jackoverfull]

What's it curing?

Might go great with my dandelion tea.

probably everything, at least according to the sellers!

 

[fireproof78]

probably everything, at least according to the sellers!

Well, I like bananas and they help my sleep so there's that.

 

[fireproof78]

Well here's a new one: Black Craft Cult clothing, which looks like it has a pagan symbol as part of it's logo. Which I find quite interesting because that sounds like a highly niche clothing market.

I could be wrong though. I don't shop for clothes much.