Tarantino Trek

[HoundDog]

Because it's highly unlikely that this will ever happen, I guess this is one for "General Trek" and not for "Future of Trek" - if I'm mistaken, just remove this one to a more proper place: Having recently rewatched "Pulp Fiction", I wondered how a Star Trek episode/movie written&directed by Quentin Tarantino would turn out. Would it have crazy klingon bountyhunters moaning about gagh being served dead on Earth? Would it have a Starfleet Captain quoting the prophet Ezekiel before firing phasers? And would it have Samuel L. Jackson in it?

 

[Michael]

And would it have Samuel L. Jackson in it?

I hope it would.

 

[Captain Intrepid]

Uma Thurman would be in it, and she wouldn't be wearing shoes.

 

[flandry84]

It being Tarantino,somebody would have an ear severed....it being Trek,the ear would be pointed.

 

[HoundDog]

It being Tarantino,somebody would have an ear severed....it being Trek,the ear would be pointed.

I could see a mechanical rice picker at work here.

 

[Michael]

It being Tarantino, somebody would have an ear severed ...

Wasn't that Lynch?

 

[flandry84]

Yeah,BLUE VELVET featured a severed ear,but so did RESEVOIR DOGS.
In fact,Tarantino guest-directed an episode of ER...and guess what? a severed ear .(God, what a terrible thing to happen to somebody)

 

[EnsignRicky]

Kirk: Your Mr Blue, your Mr Red, and your Mr Yellow.

Mr Yellow: Mr Yellow sounds like Mr Piss; How about I be Mr Silver?

Kirk: Because Mr Silver is some other guy on some other ship!!

Mr Red: Well how do you think I feel? I'm Mr Red; I may as well be Mr Dead.

 

[Kegek]

It being Tarantino, somebody would have an ear severed ...

Wasn't that Lynch?

Indeed.

And what would a David Lynch Star Trek episode look like?

Probably a lot like Dune. And probably with very revolting aliens. I'd like to see that, actually.

 

[Michael]

^ It wouldn't have a script for sure. And there would be rabbits playing freestyle saxophone backwards. Don't ask me why ... Of course the music would have to be by Angelo Badalamenti.

 

[HoundDog]

Being Lynch Trek, Kyle MacLachlan would be in it.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

"Tarantino Trek" would be Farscape with more violence and less cursing.

 

[Jack Bauer]

And would it have Samuel L. Jackson in it?

Isn't he in everything these days?

 

[CheapTrick]

David Lynch was one of the early choices to direct Return of the Jedi.

 

[Cyke101]

Tarantino Trek? Let's see...

-The return of Uhura's Jeri Curl from Star Trek III
-The Delta Flyer now sports a Vanity Plate named after female genitalia
-Guinan serves a bowl of Frute Brute cereal
-Commander Virgil Vanor Vega, Vulcan descendant of Vic and Vincent Vega, from the Vega V Cluster; best friend of Pavel Chekov
-A tricorder that says BMF on it (only without the acronym)
-For that matter, a large, silver phaser
-We FINALLY get to see the toilet of the future!
-The Defiant is made by General Motors and has a rear trunk
-Data smokes. A lot.
-Temporal Hyperspatial Quantum Flux MacGuffins
-The Borg speak in rhymes. The Borg Queen has a fur coat.
-Klingon Bat'leth fights are way more interesting now (purple blood gushes out EVERYWHERE)
-Captain Danny Bonaduce

 

[M'Sharak]

And there would be rabbits playing freestyle saxophone backwards. Don't ask me why ...

I would support this any time, anywhere, and not even bother with the "why".

 

[THE_FETT]

In Tarantino Trek, 70's pop music is inexplicably still the dominant form of music in the 24th century.

 

[Balthier the Great]

Tarantino Trek? Let's see...

-The return of Uhura's Jeri Curl from Star Trek III
-The Delta Flyer now sports a Vanity Plate named after female genitalia
-Guinan serves a bowl of Frute Brute cereal
-Commander Virgil Vanor Vega, Vulcan descendant of Vic and Vincent Vega, from the Vega V Cluster; best friend of Pavel Chekov
-A tricorder that says BMF on it (only without the acronym)
-For that matter, a large, silver phaser
-We FINALLY get to see the toilet of the future!
-The Defiant is made by General Motors and has a rear trunk
-Data smokes. A lot.
-Temporal Hyperspatial Quantum Flux MacGuffins
-The Borg speak in rhymes. The Borg Queen has a fur coat.
-Klingon Bat'leth fights are way more interesting now (purple blood gushes out EVERYWHERE)
-Captain Danny Bonaduce

All of the above, and Kirk (played by Samuel L. Jackson)

I'm sick of these mutha fuggin' tribbles on this mutha fuggin starship

Also, on Vulcan, since they don't measure using pounds, the Quaterpouder with Chese is known as the Royale with Cheese.

Actually, HE should be making ST:XI.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Kill Bill Shatner

 

[flandry84]

70,s soul playing in the turbolifts.
Sulu,waving his sword and wearing a domino mask.
Scotty-"You canna change the muthaf;*% laws of physics,bitch!"