Movie Caption Contest # 31: He's Dead, Jim

[scottydog]

Scotty: "Senator Obama, someone left this at your door."

I always suspected that Hillary was an "alien"!

 

[Rat Boy]

John Hurt: "Oh no, not again!"

 

[Gertch]

 

[cooleddie74]

"I kept tellin' him...NO metal utensils in the new microwaves."

 

[Candlelight]

"Whadaya think of my paperclip collection now BITCH!?!"

 

[Outpost4]

Scotty: Those Klingon bastards! They knew he was a vegetarian!

 

[Candlelight]

"DID YA SEE THE SIZE OF THAT PIGEON!?!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "<sob> That nipple ring was in our family for generations."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Let me ask you a question. When you got up here, did you notice a sign on the bridge that said Dead Cadet Storage?"
Scott: "Jim lad, you know I dinnae see no..."
Kirk: "Did you notice a sign on the bridge that said Dead Cadet Storage?"
Scott: [pause] "No. I didn't."
Kirk: "You know WHY you didn't see that sign?"
Scott: "Why?"
Kirk: "'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead cadets ain't my fucking business, that's why!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "These protective suits cost an assload. What a waste ..."

 

[BriGuy]

Kirk: So, he stayed at his post, when the other trainees ran, is that right, Mr. Scott?

Scotty: Well, ... not exactly, sir.

Kirk: Then what happened? I need to know for my report.

Scotty: Well, sir, ... he ran like the rest of us. He ran like the wind. But when he got to the emergency door, by the time he got down to crawl underneath it, it had closed already.

Kirk: Hmm... I see... Well, we'll just have to develop some way of running and rolling under the door.

Scotty: But do you have any idea how long it could take to develop and teach something like that? It could take until the 24th Century!

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "It's me own fault ... I never shoulda played the ol' 'pull my finger' joke on the lad near a raw anti-matter pile ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Hey, look! Our meal's being hand delivered by Colonel Sanders himself!"

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Kirk: "Hey, look! Our meal's being hand delivered by Colonel Sanders himself!"

Who wanted extra crispy?

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

"Anyone for s'mores?"

"No, they make my face break out."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

"Aye, its broken alright. Wait ye, put the Admiral in there?"

"Gah, Scotty, you..."

 

[cooleddie74]

"It was the marshmelons..."

Nobody's going to TELL you you have combination face musculature.

 

[Nerys Myk]

COL. TIGH: "For the last time, I'm not a frakking Cylon!!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Hillary: "You should try it, Barack. It really takes the years off."

 

[Peach Wookiee]

^ In this mod's opinion, WINNER!!!