How Fricking Fat is Enabran Tain?

[ED-209]

Enabran Tain Is so fat, when he decides to go to an all you can eat, the civilian population starve.

Enabran Tain Is so fat, his quarters are a space station.

Enabran Tainm is so frickin fat, when he uses the transporter the main computer overloads.

Enabran Tain Is so fat, he’s the reason so many Bajorabs had to starve, there was no food left when he was finished!

 

[Dukhat]

Other than giving you a feeling of highly debatable cleverness, is there a point to this post?

 

[Oddish]

I don't know, "creatively insult a Trek character" might make an interesting topic.

 

[Mutai Sho-Rin]

To call this lame is being too kind.

 

[ED-209]

Enabran Tain Is so fat he entered the Bajoran Wormhole and got stuck.

Enabran Tain Is so fat, when Starfleet was handing out 5 year missions, one of them was to get around him!

 

[at Quark's]

Well, he's internalized all those weighty state secrets I suppose.

 

[Oddish]

He's so fat, he sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.

He's so fat, he fell on Batman and Robin... now they're Flatman and Ribbon.

 

[Kor]

The 1990s called, and they would like their lousy insults back.

Kor

 

[Oddish]

If I find any lousy 1990's insults, I'll return them pronto.

 

[Orphalesion]

So when Tilly is called fat through a lame joke a million people lose their mind
When this guy is called fat through a lame joke people join in with their own lame jokes.
Lovely double standard (and for the recourd I'm not a fan of either of those characters being joked about solely for their weight).
Stay classy, guys.

 

[ED-209]

Tain is so fat he ate Tilly and was still hungry afterwards.

 

[Oddish]

And with that, I see swift closure in this topic's future.

 

[Orac]

He's so fat he has type 2 diabetes AND chronic heart disease.

He's so fat he breaks a sweat playing video games.

 

[kkt]

Tain is not fat at all. He wears a fat suit at all times, in case it is necessary to change his appearance in a hurry.

 

[Tosk]

Yikes. Joking about the former head of the Obsidian Order. You're much braver than I am.

So when Tilly is called fat through a lame joke a million people lose their mind. When this guy is called fat through a lame joke people join in with their own lame jokes. Lovely double standard (and for the recourd I'm not a fan of either of those characters being joked about solely for their weight). Stay classy, guys.

I'm tempted to start a near-identical thread for Tilly, just to see how damn fast that thread would get nuked. But something tells me the point might be lost amongst all the screaming at me.

 

[StarMan]

Enabran Tain's so fat, The Founders needed the entire Great Link to replace him.

 

[Oddish]

If you put him in orbit, he could replace Gaila's moon.

 

[ED-209]

Yikes. Joking about the former head of the Obsidian Order. You're much braver than I am.

I'm tempted to start a near-identical thread for Tilly, just to see how damn fast that thread would get nuked. But something tells me the point might be lost amongst all the screaming at me.

 

[Tosk]

I think the honor should be yours.

 

[ED-209]

He’a so fat he fell into the Romulan sun, it couldn’t absorb the mass and that’s why it exploded.