How Fricking Fat is Enabran Tain?

[kkt]

He’a so fat he fell into the Romulan sun, it couldn’t absorb the mass and that’s why it exploded.

The Romulan sun didn't explode... that only happened in noncanonical fan fiction

 

[Orac Zen]

Enough of this puerile, content-free garbage. Thread closed. @Savage Dragon will take any further action he sees fit in due course.

I strongly suggest no further topics of this...type are started in future, for any character, by anyone, anywhere else on this board.

 

[TheSeeker]

Enabran Tain Is so fat, when he decides to go to an all you can eat, the civilian population starve.

Enabran Tain Is so fat, his quarters are a space station.

Enabran Tainm is so frickin fat, when he uses the transporter the main computer overloads.

Enabran Tain Is so fat, he’s the reason so many Bajorabs had to starve, there was no food left when he was finished!

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