Goddammit. Y'all better treat my boy right.
My girlfriend and I had a bonfire the other night and I was really, really tempted to toss my KB Cubs shirsey in it. God, fuck off, Ricketts and Hoyer. You cock-juggling goblins have turned me into a Brewers fan, for the love of Christ.
You'd have better results tossing Ricketts and Hoyer into the fire.