MLB 2021 season: Corn-Driven Humidity
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I was messing around with more team logos today. These 2 were serendipitous in that they switched places a little.
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Great. Now I'm have flashbacks to when I was a kid and I couldn't pronounce either of them correctly to save my life. Thanks. 
I've been having a devil of a time sleeping, lately, so I triple-fisted melatonin, trazodone and clonidine in an attempt to get a solid eight hours of sleep.
I had a horrible nightmare that the Cubs packaged Bryant, Baez and Kimbrel to re-acquire Starlin Castro from the Nationals.
I woke up at about 2:30 a.m. with my heart racing, completely drenched in sweat.
I think maybe tonight I'll only try two medications...
I had a horrible nightmare that the Cubs packaged Bryant, Baez and Kimbrel to re-acquire Starlin Castro from the Nationals.
I woke up at about 2:30 a.m. with my heart racing, completely drenched in sweat.
I think maybe tonight I'll only try two medications...
Gods damn, man! 
...but I wouldn't be surprised if that's not far from the truth...
...but I wouldn't be surprised if that's not far from the truth...
Wait...what?!
That was weird. I hadn't even heard that he "retired" midseason but at least he realized he was reacting out frustration and the heat of the moment, and has since apologized. Still weird though.
That was weird. I hadn't even heard that he "retired" midseason but at least he realized he was reacting out frustration and the heat of the moment, and has since apologized. Still weird though.
Powerful George Costanza energy, there.
You want to talk "Wait, WHAT?" moments, check this out.
There's two phrases I never expected to see in the same sentence: "Ken Harrelson" and "Hall of Fame".
Hawk? Really? What's he being honored for, being a grumpy old man?
This is old news; Harrelson was announced as being the recipient of the Frick award in December 2019. There just wasn't a ceremony last year because the world ended.
The guy is an an oversized (but strong) baby apparently. Maybe we're seeing why he's a rookie at 28?
Or he got hammered last night and sent out an Instagram that he later regretted when he woke up this morning. Or he was just in a foul mood because he hates Tony La Russa's old, racist ass. Not every rash decision has to be a sign that someone's a "baby."
But more realistically, the league figured out where to pitch him and he wasn't able to adapt, and just started swinging at everything, leading him to striking out and flying out significantly more often.
For a month and a half you're the hero of the league, then your manager hangs you out to dry when an opposing pitcher throws behind your head in a retaliatory move, then two months later you're retiring. Baseball can be a cruel mistress.
Cleveland...Guardians?
Cleveland...Guardians?
What's funny about it? No sillier than Red Sox or Cubs or Angels
'Spiders' would have been better. That's what they used to be called...
I mean, this is Cleveland we're talking about. Guardians of what? Traffic?
I mean, this is Cleveland we're talking about. Guardians of what? Traffic?
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They're guarding your colon from that weird-ass chili.
'Spiders' would have been better. That's what they used to be called...
I mean, this is Cleveland we're talking about. Guardians of what? Traffic?
You're exaggerating to try and make a hell of a reach of a joke. It's a reference to the statues.
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