“FASCINATION”
“Daughter of the Fifth House, holder of the sacred Chalice of Rixx, heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed, and expert at reading body language...”
Extremely controversial opinion alert: I’m aware that this episode gets a lot of hate, but, as utterly dumb and plotless as it all is, I actually kinda like it. I’d never go so far as to say it’s a particularly
good episode, but, as a once-off, I find it a reasonably entertaining, amusing and amiable change of pace.
I know that Lwaxana is loathed by a great many people, but I’ve always enjoyed Majel Barrett’s in the part, and love the sheer
joie de vivre she brings to the role. I mean, here’s a woman who truly enjoys living and knows how to make the most out of every moment. Admittedly, this isn’t her best episode. The depth she gained in her previous few appearances is largely gone and she’s back in “Manhunt” mode, which, frankly, isn’t all that interesting. That said, Majel works well with the DS9 cast and there’s a genuinely sweet, tender scene between Lwaxana and Odo that finally confirms something that’s been hinted at in several recent episodes: the fact that Odo has unrequited feelings for Kira.
The main plot, such as it is, involves the transfer of Lwaxana’s horniness for Odo to various other crew members (fortunately for Odo, they don’t all develop the hots for him, although that could have made for an interesting episode). What we end up with has shades of “The Naked Time”, albeit with a far greater sense of tongue in cheek. It’s impossible to take the episode too seriously, but it’s amusing and boasts one of my favourite scenes of the entire series: Sisko’s ill-fated party in the wardroom which quickly descends into French farce (“Commander, you throw one hell of a party!”). While some of the pairings don’t work—Jake and Kira being particularly awkward and annoying—others are more fun, such as Jadzia and Sisko, with Avery Brooks’ exasperated reactions being a low-key comedy highlight. In fact, Sisko is fun throughout as he awkwardly navigates the craziness unfolding around him and tries to hold things together.
The Dax/Bareil/Sisko boxing match is also an episode highlight. Sisko’s facial expression after being decked by Bareil is one of sheer annoyance rather than pain, as though Bareil were little more than some kind of annoying mosquito. And, having found Bareil such an unfortunately one-note character, it was strangely satisfying seeing him walloped by Jadzia. For all that Philip Anglim is a handsome guy, there’s something terribly creepy about his attempts to do “sexy”, and nowhere is that more evident than when he’s coming onto Jadzia. Oh, before I forget—it was neat seeing Kira and Bashir, much to their horror, unable to keep their hands off each other. If memory recalls, it may have been after this episode (or perhaps “Our Man Bashir” next season) that Nana Visitor and Alexander Siddig became romantically involved in real life.
I really enjoyed the Gratitude Festival and seeing the station brightly lit and strewn with colourful banners and decorations. The episode has a suitably festive, almost Christmassy feel to it, and given how dark the series can be at time (including those sets) it’s wonderful to see such a refreshing change in tone. Avery Brooks is again in the director’s chair and he does a splendid job, utilising the Promenade set particularly well with some beautiful, lively and kinetic sweeping shots. The presence of musicians and jugglers also contributes to the festival atmosphere and the fact all the extras seem suitably happy and excited. I just like the vibe of this one, it’s such a nice change from the intense and angsty episodes preceding and succeeding it.
The Miles and Keiko sub-plot is one that I hated when I was younger as I found their bickering almost unbearable and felt it dragged the episode down. Now, I actually find it gives some emotional resonance to the story, and the solidity of their marriage, albeit with its bumps, contrasts well with the superficial, hormone-driven infatuation driving the rest of the crew mad. While I sometimes find Keiko can come across as obnoxiously whiny (“MiiiiiieeeeeeeEHLes!”), it’s Miles that’s utterly objectionable in this episode, even going as far as accusing his wife of having an affair just because she happens to have a male friend. Not cool, O’Brien. But, life being what it is, tempers can flare, and people often do say silly things they quickly regret. I still don’t particularly enjoy seeing the two bicker, but it does feel true to real relationships and gives the episode a little emotional grounding.
Anyway, that’s about it, I think: far from a classic, but, I actually find it a reasonably enjoyable diversion, assuming you can first shift the brain into neutral and just go with the silliness.
Rating: 6