Joel Gray had some great lines in Remo Williams:
Chiun: I do not wear glasses so that I may see. I wear glasses so that I may see…more.
Remo Williams: And there are times when I could really kill you.
Chiun: Good! We will practice that after dinner.
Remo: How old are you? I mean really, you are old, now aren't you?
Chiun: For an apricot, yes. For a head of lettuce, even more so. For a mountain, I have not even begun in years. For a man, I am just right.
Chiun: Fear is just a feeling. You feel hot. You feel hungry. You feel angry. You feel afraid. Fear can never kill you.
Chiun: You move like a pregnant yak!
Chiun: [having just sprinted across the surface of a lake] You must run "very" fast.
Remo: Chiun, you're incredible!
Chiun: No! I am better than that.
Chiun: I do not wear glasses so that I may see. I wear glasses so that I may see…more.
Remo Williams: And there are times when I could really kill you.
Chiun: Good! We will practice that after dinner.
Remo: How old are you? I mean really, you are old, now aren't you?
Chiun: For an apricot, yes. For a head of lettuce, even more so. For a mountain, I have not even begun in years. For a man, I am just right.
Chiun: Fear is just a feeling. You feel hot. You feel hungry. You feel angry. You feel afraid. Fear can never kill you.
Chiun: You move like a pregnant yak!
Chiun: [having just sprinted across the surface of a lake] You must run "very" fast.
Remo: Chiun, you're incredible!
Chiun: No! I am better than that.