MLB Pseudo-Season 2020: Roger, Dodgers

[Kronos]

Wormhole.

 

[Aragorn]

Dodgers win 6-4... and are going into the bottom of the ninth. Mr. Laser Beam isn't going crazy after all.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

Dodgers win 6-4... and are going into the bottom of the ninth. Mr. Laser Beam isn't going crazy after all.

Welllll, let's not jump to conclusions

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

I give you your 2020 Pittsburgh Blue Jays.

Story

 

[drychlick]

Blue Jay In Pits. NOT Going to happen. ESPN said the State of Penn. said NO WAY

 

[Aragorn]

Holy cow. Supposedly the Dodgers and Mookie Betts are closing in on a 13-year, $380+ million extension.

 

[The Nth Doctor]

Blue Jay In Pits. NOT Going to happen. ESPN said the State of Penn. said NO WAY

And it's official: Not happening. Now they're looking at Buffalo, Baltimore, and...Dunedin, Florida.

Holy cow. Supposedly the Dodgers and Mookie Betts are closing in on a 13-year, $380+ million extension.

Yeah, I saw that earlier. That's insanity.

 

[Jedi_Master]

This will be the first season in almost ten years I skip fantasy baseball.
My heart just isn't in it - this whole thing feels like a giant mistake.

 

[cardinal biggles]

^Not that I've ever done fantasy baseball, but I definitely agree with you about this season being a mistake.

 

[BillJ]

Holy cow. Supposedly the Dodgers and Mookie Betts are closing in on a 13-year, $380+ million extension.

Dodgers are getting a deal, and Betts gets long term security in an uncertain environment. Win, win.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

Blue Jay In Pits. NOT Going to happen. ESPN said the State of Penn. said NO WAY

Why would PA be worried about extra travelers? Nobody is going to those games.

 

[Timby]

Why would PA be worried about extra travelers? Nobody is going to those games.

The minute some assholes leave the quarantine bubble in, say, Baltimore or New York or whatever and pick up a hooker at a bar, then all of a sudden all hell breaks loose and no one needs that.

CANCEL THE FUCKING SEASON YOU STUPID ASSHOLES

 

[Danny99]

Blue Jay In Pits. NOT Going to happen. ESPN said the State of Penn. said NO WAY

I don't know why they don't just go to Buffalo and be done with it.

 

[Jayson1]

They could come here to Oklahoma. The Oklahoma Blue Jays sound nice. So does the Oklahoma Rays.

Jason

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

The minute some assholes leave the quarantine bubble in, say, Baltimore or New York or whatever and pick up a hooker at a bar, then all of a sudden all hell breaks loose and no one needs that.

CANCEL THE FUCKING SEASON YOU STUPID ASSHOLES

That could happen anywhere, and probably will. One idiot sneaking out is all it'll take, or one asymptomatic guy.

 

[1001001]

The minute some assholes leave the quarantine bubble in, say, Baltimore or New York or whatever and pick up a hooker at a bar, then all of a sudden all hell breaks loose and no one needs that.

CANCEL THE FUCKING SEASON YOU STUPID ASSHOLES

In one of the Australian quarantine hotels, where it was supposed to be safe, they had a huge outbreak because the guests and the staff started have sex together.

What I'm saying is life...finds a way.

Cancel the season.

 

[Jedi_Master]

I watched some of the MLS "games" down in the Orlando quarantine bubble. It was terrible soccer. No fans, no player energy (95 degree heat and %90 humidity might have helped with that) and the game was sloppy and poorly officiated.
Sports are supposed to be a leisure time REWARD, a way of enjoying health and prosperity.
Where is the health and prosperity? Is it any wonder all of this feels... FORCED?

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

In one of the Australian quarantine hotels, where it was supposed to be safe, they had a huge outbreak because the guests and the staff started have sex together.

What I'm saying is life...finds a way.

Cancel the season.

Well, to be fair....Australians

 

[Jedi_Master]

The thunder down under?

 

[BillJ]

Well, to be fair....Australians

Americans are just as dumb.