Ridiculous crossovers you'd like to see?

Then a T-800 appears from a dystopian future and starts chasing Kirk around, calling him Sarah Connor. "Do I look like I'd be named Sarah? I'm a guy!" "Dat's vhat dey all say."

 

Hey that could be fun you never know and it was Kurtzman and Orci that did Kelvin Trek

 

Not so much "like to see," but I've indulged on this idea before: Double Dragon vs. Jurassic Park.

Yes, I was juvenile enough to pit a main character from an arcade beat-em-up against JP Raptors. I have preserved the drawing I made back in my teenage years to prove it (as well as a revisit of that same incident done last year.)

 

Now that we have it I'd love to see a cross over of Horizon Zero Dawn, Cleopatra 2525 since the baileys made me think of that, and Terminator. Skynet learns of HZD and wants a piece of the action, the baileys learn of this alternate timeline too and also want dibs, Cleopatra and the girls join them and Aloy takes a well earned vacation.

 

Here's one you would have thought Hanna-Barbera would have done at some point:

The Mystery Machine Gang meets Clue Club

A small group of young adults (and a young girl), each with a unique vehicle, a dog (or two), and a penchant for solving mysteries. I imagine each group would occasionally look at the other and look around at their companions wonderingly.

 

Married with Children meets Unhappily Ever After.

(Why not, the same creator made them both... )

 

That would be fun

 

I just think that Mr. Floppy need to show up on every show eventually.

 

Three way crossover with Terminator, Horizon Zero Dawn, and Cleopatra 2525

 

A crossover between IZombie and Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

 

I can just see one of them asking the other "You gonna eat that?"

 

"Jadzia, today is a good day to do some 'splaining!"

 

James Bond and "Jaws"

Bond retires from MI-6 and becomes a sheriff in a small Long Island town. The town is menaced by Jaws, played by Richard Kiel. He's an assassin with metallic teeth who eats his victims. Sheriff Bond brings in former adversary Red Grant (Robert Shaw) to help him hunt Jaws.

 

I Love Lucy meets Bewitched. I'd love to see how out of control Lucy's antics would get if you threw magic in the mix.

 

Lucy might be better as the Agnes Kravitz character, but instead of a busybody, she's just an over-curious snoop. She doesn't have any intention of revealing Samantha, but she's scared she might be found out and turned into a toad or something.


Edited to add: GLADYS!

 

I guess I'm picturing more of what it would be like if Samantha were a more Lucy-esque character with really terrible judgment & impulse control and a massive ego!

 

Three Stooges vs The Marx Brothers
Stan & Ollie vs Bud and Lou

 

The Three Stooges meet SG1

 

Well they already did a riff on Abbott and Costello, using none other than John Billingsley. He and Patrick McKenna play a pair of scientists that attempt to work some SG1 magic when the real team get in trouble in the episode "The Other Guys".

 

I can envision a scenario. The three of them stumble upon one of the gates, and Curly is drawn to it and steps through, and the two others reluctantly follow him in an effort to get him to come back out. They're all perplexed at their new environment, especially Moe who furrows his brow at him. "Why, I oughtta! Wiseguy, eh? How are we going to get back now?" He exclaims just as out the shadows appears another figure who intones in an authorative manner, "Stop! You will not harm the Wise One, and only he may speak, and you will all follow me." Curly gives them all a pleased look while both Moe and Larry give them dagger stares.