Brian Brophy didn’t return?

[Arpy]

Wait, is this the second day of Brophmas...

(On the Second day of Brophmas my true love sent to me
Two Silver Rings,
And Bruce Maddox in TNG)

...or the eleventh day of Brophmas...

(On the Eleventh day of Brophmas my true love sent to me
Eleven Cradles Rocking,
Ten Hindus Acting,
Nine Players Playing,
Eight Machs 33ing,
Seven Armageddons,
Six Shawshank Slayings,
Five Android Be'ngs,
Four Caltech Deans,
Three Mex'can Friends,
Two Silver Rings,
And Bruce Maddox in TNG)

...?

 

[Qonundrum]

(On the Twelth day of Brophmas my true love sent to me
Twelve( thousand) guttural swearings,
Eleven Cradles Rocking,
Ten Hindus Acting,
Nine Players Playing,
Eight Machs 33ing,
Seven Armageddons,
Six Shawshank Slayings,
Five Android Be'ngs,
Four Caltech Deans,
Three Mex'can Friends,
Two Silver Rings,
And Bruce Maddox in TNG)

 

[Kilana2]

60 pages of Brophy. Party hard, everyone!

 

[cooleddie74]

Brophy once had his own cable access show in Aurora, Illinois.

 

[Arpy]

Brophy once had his own cable access show in Aurora, Illinois.

Was it between two ferns?

 

[cooleddie74]

Synthetic ones, yes.

 

[Arpy]

Synthetic ones, yes.

I should have known...the one on the left had the worst potty mouth, and the one on the right kept pinching my ass.

Brian was preoccupied flirting with the producer.

 

[Aragorn]

Brian Brophy can hold his breath and breathe at the same time.

 

[cooleddie74]

Brian Brophy wanted to be the first man on Mars so he played a character that resulted in a spinoff series that took place at least in part on Mars, and even though his character was recast he still achieved his goal through the transitive property.

 

[Turtletrekker]

Brian Brophy has already seen the second season of Picard.

 

[Arpy]

Brian Brophy has already seen the second season of Picard.

Brian Brophy is secretly Michael Chabon under the beard and glasses.

 

[Arpy]

There was a merchant in Bagdad who sent his servant to market to buy provisions and in a little while the servant came back, white and trembling, and said, “Master, just now when I was in the marketplace I was jostled by a woman in the crowd and when I turned I saw it was Death that jostled me. She looked at me and made a threatening gesture. Now, lend me your horse, and I will ride away from this city and avoid my fate. I will go to Samarra and there Death will not find me.” The merchant lent him his horse, and the servant mounted it, and he dug his spurs in its flanks and as fast as the horse could gallop he went.

Then the merchant went down to the marketplace and he saw Death standing in the crowd asked her, “Why did you make a threating getsture to my servant when you saw him this morning?” “That was not a threatening gesture,” said Death. “It was only a start of surprise. I was astonished to see him in Bagdad, for I had an appointment with him tonight in Samarra. ...But Agnes Jurati is summoning me elsewhere, and so I will send Brian Brophy. Your servant — what is his name,” asked Death. “The luckiest son of a bitch in Samarra,” answered the merchant.

 

[cooleddie74]

Three people wanted to meet Brian Brophy and had to enter a contest to see who got the honor. All three were found unworthy.

 

[Arpy]

Three people wanted to meet Brian Brophy and had to enter a contest to see who got the honor. All three were found unworthy.

They were actually three goddesses. The story was immortalized in the painting Judgement of Paris.

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Brian Brophy watched the last World Cup with the Pope. When they ran out of wine, Brian turned water into Macallan Edition No. 1.

 

[Arpy]

...so somewhere in my youth or childhood, I must have done something good.

 

[Roboturner913]

Brophy once had his own cable access show in Aurora, Illinois.

Kim Bass-inger schwings to a photo of Brian Brophy

 

[Arpy]

It's the 20th on the East Coast! Merry Brophmas, everybody!

 

[Roboturner913]

Brophy was Spinal Tap's drummer and survived his bout with spontaneous human combustion

 

[Roboturner913]

In the distant future, when Earth is consumed by the expanding red sun and humanity is forced to relocate to Jupiter's moons, the astronomical unit will no longer have meaning, until Brophy whips his dick out, and look at that, it's one perfect AU.