Random Thoughts...or...What's on Your Mind?

[Velocity]

Sorry, I was still quoting Paul Simon.

Just the lyric that random-thoughted its way into my mind in response to the one Velocity posted. Honestly, I love them, but they're all pretty gloomy.

That was from Old Friends. "Old friends - Sit on the parkbench like bookends"

 

[sevenstars]

That was from Old Friends. "Old friends - Sit on the parkbench like bookends"

I always think of this one as just Bookends. My favorite album.

Long ago, it must be...

 

[Avro Arrow]

The first of the Christmas bills arrived yesterday...

 

[Delta Vega]

I'm just randomly thinking that January is a pisser of a month

 

[Discofan]

The first of the Christmas bills arrived yesterday...

Aren't you supposed to send them to father Xmas?

 

[Avro Arrow]

Aren't you supposed to send them to father Xmas?

I never thought of that. Hmmm... mail to Santa is supposed to go postage-free, so what have I got to lose?

 

[Gary Mitchell]

Why are there advertisements for toilet paper? Everyone buys it.

 

[rhubarbodendron]

^the costs for ads are tax-deductible.

 

[Discofan]

Why are there advertisements for toilet paper? Everyone buys it.

Ads and toilet paper are like poison and its antidote. Shouldn't they cancel each other out?

 

[Finn]

Why are there advertisements for toilet paper? Everyone buys it.

Not triple-ply with a lavender scent...

 

[Gary Mitchell]

Not triple-ply with a lavender scent...

I tend to prefer the citrus scent but it's hard to find.

 

[Discofan]

I tend to prefer the citrus scent but it's hard to find.

I guess some people might find it irritating...

 

[JirinPanthosa]

Toilet paper ads are downright creepy. Those old quilted northern ads where a group of women knit toilet paper for a living. The current Charmin ads with the bears. Eww.

 

[Kai "the spy"]

You know it's January when the local supermarket has the discounted leftover Christmas chocolate next to the newly arrived Easter candy.

 

[think]

this one makes me think I guess... ??

 

[Worf factor9]

You know it's January when the local supermarket has the discounted leftover Christmas chocolate next to the newly arrived Easter candy.

Thus the need for toilet paper ads?

 

[Discofan]

If they put Paris in a bottle could the Doctor revive him?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I wonder if there were hecklers during the glory days of the Roman Colosseum.

"Hey MAXIMUS! You SUCK! You call THAT mauling a prisoner? My GRANDMOTHER could maul a prisoner better than that!"

I did hear that the Lions won a lot more games back in those days, though.

 

[Discofan]

Julius Caesar was stabbed with styli, IE writing utensils (which is why it took 23 stabs to kill him), imagine if it had been ballpens!!! Talk about death by a thousand cuts!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Back by the receiving dock of my store there are a lot of garbage cans with "ET TU" written on them. (I think it's the brand name.) I like to grab a sharpie and write "Bruté"...