Ridiculous crossovers you'd like to see?

I’m picturing an episode of Black Mirror where they use AIs to tell the news, but give them access to all social media streams, so you get custom news with a programmable political bias, and start getting unexpected interactions of analysis of reality with the preference settings.

Or, maybe they build your news personality based on a cookie of yourself, with access to all the data on the internet. So the idea is to custom tailor all the news to you, but once the cookies see everything their bias changes and they start reporting on real news.

 

There's battle between Fox News and other cable news shows most every week night.

By audience numbers, Fox News usually wins,

 

Burnham The Vulcan Vampire Slayer: Michael manages to fool Vulcan Vampires into mistaking an algae shake for a glass of fresh green blood!!!

 

What's your point?

 

Vox populi, vox dei...

Fox populi, fox crappy

 

Only cause 70 year old white guys still prefer TV to social media.

 

Goodfellas On DS9:

Sisko: What do you mean I'm funny?
Quark: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy. [laughs]

Sisko: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?

Quark: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, you know the way you tell the story and everything.

Sisko: Funny how? What's funny about it?

Bashir: Captain no, you got it all wrong.

Sisko: Oh, oh, Bashir. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?

Quark: Jus...

Sisko: What?

Quark: Just... ya know... you're funny.

Sisko: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Quark: Just... you know, how you tell the story...

Sisko: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

Quark: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Captain!

Sisko: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Bashir, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Quark. You may fold under questioning.

 

Not my idea, but if some kind of meta fictional-universe hopping sorcerer started gathering together the heroes of the live-action Disney remakes of recent years, said movies might actually have a compelling reason to exist in the first place...

 

Full House and Counterpart.

In the other world, Pam Tanner is alive, but all her family died in the plague. So she tries to illegally cross over and stay there.

Or, Full House and Buffy. Pam Tanner was actually vampirized, and upon being cursed with a soul tries to return to her family.

 

So Kingdom Hearts? That might actually be awesome.

 

Games Of Drones: The constant fight between Borgs from different unimatrices.

 

House / Scrubs

 

Or confuse them with two of Michelle. It isn't a special effect because they really are played by twins

 

In the Short trek, it looks like Kelpiens are called that way because they harvest kelp. I guess they start as vegetarians and then add Ba'uls to their menu.

 

You said you'd like to see a cross over (meeting), I pointed out that it's already a regular occurrence.

 

Toy Story and Buffy.

Basically, it gets explained by an ancient tome why all the toys come to life, and that there's a mental block similar to the one with Glory why nobody notices anything. But Buffy is immune to it, and the big bad is some evil toy who wants to use the entire toy animation power for itself to become a true demon, but breaking the power for all other toys. So Buffy works together with the Toy Story gang to stop the evil demon toy.

Hey, in the Toy Story world, to adult toys come to life too?

 

Two And A Half Men In Black: Charlie finds out that the woman he's had casual sex with is from outer space!

 

Eeeeuuuuh. There are some things that just shouldn't be used as a mouth.