Starts out with heavy breathing - that's a bit weird.
Cue token deep voice with token speech.
Where'd she get Luke's laser sword?
If the TIE Interceptor did a pew-pew at Rey, who is running in a very straight path and not bothering to zig-zag but it'd be hard to outrun a plasma bolt or whatever energy weapon the TIE would shoot... since it's half a year or so until it's shown in theaters, my guess is the TIE chasing her is incapable of firing its weapons for at least one of many possible reasons (previous space battle, planet atmosphere would fry if anyone goes pew pew, others)...
Cue effect from "The Matrix" - oh, let me guess - she's force mindfuzzing the pilot so he doesn't fire but just lets him aim for her? What's she going to do, commandeer the interceptor? Lame.
Knights of Ren, finally... and Ren doesn't have that stupid mask, which was ditched in TLJ.
Chewie with Lando! Allegedly he doesn't have a big part, said the entertainment media... as long as there's substance - that's all I care about. No pandering. But it's nice to see him back, regardless. Hope he's not misused, and I say that as a fan of Luke in TLJ being the inadvertent cause of Ren's rise.
BB8 has a little brother now? If it's true the other new release action figures have sold, BB8's little brother will surely turn things around.
I hope the Leia footage is used to good effect. Would be a stroke of genius if what was excised from "VII: A Rehashed Hope" is used cleverly.
Luke says token line about not being gone. Is he a force ghost or was there another trick up his sleeve?
That's a huge chunk of a death star laying against the mountain? Must be quite a distance away if it's that big.
Palpatine is back. Okay. Let's see him in action. And if he survived the fall, so should Han. So there.
"THE RISE OF SKYWALKER" - Is Luke's middle name "Jesus"?
I suspected Ren was trying to lure Rey by a bogus claim about her lineage, but that was low hanging fruit even in 2017. Who are her parents? How many years do epx VII-IX take place after VI? There could be some fun here... Obviously at least one Skywalker is thus responsible for creating her.
So I'm mixed. Will be seeing it, most of what's there doesn't say much but teases a lot. And of that, only the stupid Rey desert chase clip was cringe inducing. The rest hints and almost promises something different yet related (e.g. not a remake of ROTJ, I hope!)