Technobabble creation and discussion.

[think]

Time tsunami’s in the presence of red matter can become offset and unfocused leading to a nonlinear time wave dispersion.

All erratic databank fluctuations can be ordered into discrete functions of linear time.

Questions can be necessary for interesting decisions in post quantum reality holds.

Alternative reality fields have new effects in a temporal nexus, because they’re fresh openings in the universe created in order to be perfect,...

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if people like posting technobabble do it, otherwise comments are welcome,..
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[nightwind1]

You need to electrify the aft tactical bubble chamber.

If we re-route the dynamic system, it will increase the efficiency of the electron feed.

I'm detecting an unusual gammawave signature in the supersonic glob power converter.

There's a build-up of protons in the lepton chamber.

There's a zargomite infestation in the axial mafipulator.

We need to agitate the beryllium crystal solution.

Computer, what's wrong?
Heisenberg subspace cloaking is off line.

Tell me how to fix it!
Subspace torpedo with the beresium containment field.

Computer, what's wrong?
Interference in the delphic translator.

Tell me how to fix it!
Sub-array with biogenic subcarrier waves and the ultraviolet communicator with mnemonic impulse engine.

The photonic photon module has malfunctioned, resulting in total shutdown in the gravetic boson warp field rerouter.

The gravitic warp field circuit has imploded, resulting in an implosion in the starboard tachyon field buffer.

The port impulse hyperdrive generator has short circuited, resulting in total shutdown in the secondary temporal particle isotope hyperdrive.

 

[think]

The synergistic effect was not anticipated but computer performance was rerouted causing intoxicating developments of synthetic nerve membrane reactions acting across parallel manifolds of plasma.

 

[Delta Vega]

All of the above technobabbles are similar to trying to set up any common or garden piece of audio equipment and recording DAW onto your laptop.
Fucking foreign language

 

[Farscape One]

"If we use an adaptive terrawatt based tachyon, we may be able to increase the yield of the polygon generator, thus making our shields twice as strong."

"The wellsfargotron of the dilithium matrix just needs 4 grams of exxonmobilanium to be ready for a restart."

"This patient is suffering from a horrific version of wakka wakka, but we dare not try to activate his latent introns using a papajohn or a kermitfrog."



When VOYAGER's "THE SWARM" first aired, I thought "interfereometric" was the most ludicrous technobabble they ever invented.

Imagine my surprise when I discover, MANY years later, that it is a REAL thing.

 

[think]

Random robotically controllable cyborgs relativistic systematics could be applicable to Borg synthesis in non-neurasthenic free form complexity. Desktop audio workstations in simplified form can be synthesized in a synthesizer. Analog analytics actually augment augers active amounts at augering.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Reverse the polarity of the subspace eddy quantum tachyon singularity! Or something!

 

[Delta Vega]

Switch it off and on, that'll fox them

 

[Refuge]

"I'm struggling with these equations. Initially thought I was dealing with quantum astrophysics. But as I got deeper in, biochemistry came into play. Maybe even a form of gene expression." (Maybe even a form of bullshit, lol)

"The cumbersome, annoying science part. You see the etchings on the hull? That's evidence of catastrophic basidiosac rupture." (Geeze you've got to watch for those 'basidiosac' ruptures - they hurt).

"What are they? They are the progenitors of panspermia. They are the building blocks of energy across the universe.
How do you travel on spores?
Imagine a microscopic web that spans the entire cosmos. An intergalactic ecosystem.
An infinite number of roads, leading everywhere." (An infinite network of mushroom fuelled disbelief).

The above quoted excerpts came to us courtesy of Star Trek Discovery.

 

[think]

In any hallucinating experience experiment the active participants can always devolve their thumbs viably in rebirthing chamber 43 until time magnification bleeds off the quantum surface membrane of new time keys.

 

[Delta Vega]

What are they? They are the progenitors of panspermia. They are the building blocks of energy across the universe.
How do you travel on spores?
Imagine a microscopic web that spans the entire cosmos. An intergalactic ecosystem.
An infinite number of roads, leading everywhere." (An infinite network of mushroom fuelled disbelief).

The above quoted excerpts came to us courtesy of Star Trek Discovery

Rewatched this episode last night and I was thinking, "What the fuck are you on about ?"

 

[BlueStuff]

Use the ship's dilithium crystals to localise a source of radiation on the planet. While you’re at it, double up the main sensor bandwidth so we can recalibrate the thermal interferometer scanner. Then energise the focal array and initiate the subspace tensor matrix.

 

[at Quark's]

All that technobabble is still better than those "Captain, I sense …. something". "What do you sense, counselor Troi?" "I don't know, but I'm definitely sensing …. something, captain!" - scenes.

 

[think]

Process recursion between strings and membranes are exclusive to this reality. Time field manipulation can lead to a nonexistent system of time waves simultaneously altering thought wave field dynamics of said nil-existences,..

With quantum voids, normal group theory breaks down into skewed elements of non objective and non subjective definitions. By defining what is you also need to define what is not.

 

[The Old Mixer]

You guys is startin' to talk like spambots....

 

[Farscape One]

Bread the wild rooftop. Flame the dark true salt. Open way link.

Way link!

 

[Tim Thomason]

Use the ship's dilithium crystals to localise a source of radiation on the planet. While you’re at it, double up the main sensor bandwidth so we can recalibrate the thermal interferometer scanner. Then energise the focal array and initiate the subspace tensor matrix.

Like shining a flashlight into a dark cave!

 

[think]

The parallel dimensions are in static suspension that is causing interference in our subspace transmission recognition flowpulse modules,..

 

[Kilana2]

The higher, the fewer........

(Klingon technobabble..... ).

 

[think]

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The higher, the fewer........

(Klingon technobabble..... ).

http://www.twice-cooked.com/2014/09/28/klingon-gagh/

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